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My sonny-boy turns 5 tomorrow. I've been celebrating in his honor with some Cabernet. After we picked him up from pre-school today, we took him & his sis to Disney's MGM.

I'm amazed at how much he's grown. I hope he'll grow up to be a genius--but don't all parents wish grandious things for their children.

I'll never grow up . . .

A bicycle can't stand alone because it is two-tired.
What's the definition of a will? It's a dead giveaway.
Time flies like an arrow. Fruit flies like a banana.
A backward poet writes inverse.
In democracy it's your vote that counts; in feudalism it's your
count that votes.
She had a boyfriend with a wooden leg, but broke it off.
A chicken crossing the road...
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Ugh. Haven't been updating in a while. Had a wonderful 14-hour day working security for the Musiccom festival featuring Static X, Drowning Pool and Damage Plan. Darn shame the thing was a flop! The only real highlight was walking around backstage and talking to Gen from the Genitorturers.

Yippee.

What's the difference between an oral & an anal thermometer?

The taste.

I don't like the drugs, but the drugs like me . . . Boy I tell ya, this "party like a rock star" phase I'm going through is really taking a toll on my allergies.

I remember reading an Anthony Kiedis interview after he quit heroin and the question was "any allergies?" to which he replied, "oddly enough, heroin."

And no, I'm not doing heroin....
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Took an "Anbien (sp?)" last night and I can't remember what the heck I did when I got home. Total blank.

Wow. Gotta stop taking what people hand me.

Getting ready for another fucking hurricane. To board my windows or not to board my windows? Ah, when in my neighborhood . . . bored, I mean BOARD.

I'm not freaking out about this, really I'm not.

It's all you see on the telly. 9pm though, the fucking tv is mine--Dave Chappelle on Showtime!

I haven't been binge drinking as much & I'm gonna refill...
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". . . a man does what he can until his destiny is revealed."

I liked it so much I wrote it down. Where'd it come from you ask? Lemme tell ya--Tom Cruise's character, Aldren, in "The Last Samurai." Not too huge of a Tom Cruise kinda guy, but I've made a greater attempt to embrace my "inner Asian." You think I'm nutz--you should meet...
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Lennon rules.

'Nuff said.

FUCK FUCK FUCK. Thanks for reading. I poured my heart (or so I thought) into an entry which depicted my new-found fetish of "self-mutilation". Then, I fucking accidentally deleted it. Screw it all!!! My digi-cam is out of baterries, otherwise I would have shared with all you beautiful peeps.

Again. FUCK. I hate being psuedo computer literate. But I like the scars on my arms...
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