I found out last week I'm being sent off to Korea in february.
Bought the Friday the 13th Boxed set today, and some video games. I feel guilty spending a lot of money on things like that, but sometimes I go a bit crazy..
I'm always the last person to hear jokes, so sorry if you heard this one, but I thought it was funny.
A penguin was driving through the desert on his way to the North Pole, when his car died. He called Triple A and they towed to a garage in a nearby town. The mechanic said "While I'm looking over your car, why don't you get something to eat at the diner next door. When you're finished I'll be able to tell you what the problem is." So the penguin goes to the diner and looks at the menu, but he doesn't see anything he wants, so he just gets a bowl of ice cream. After he's finished, he goes back to the mechanic and says "What's the problem?"
The mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin wipes his mouth and says "No, that's just ice cream."
Bought the Friday the 13th Boxed set today, and some video games. I feel guilty spending a lot of money on things like that, but sometimes I go a bit crazy..
I'm always the last person to hear jokes, so sorry if you heard this one, but I thought it was funny.
A penguin was driving through the desert on his way to the North Pole, when his car died. He called Triple A and they towed to a garage in a nearby town. The mechanic said "While I'm looking over your car, why don't you get something to eat at the diner next door. When you're finished I'll be able to tell you what the problem is." So the penguin goes to the diner and looks at the menu, but he doesn't see anything he wants, so he just gets a bowl of ice cream. After he's finished, he goes back to the mechanic and says "What's the problem?"
The mechanic says "It looks like you blew a seal."
The penguin wipes his mouth and says "No, that's just ice cream."
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We'll just have to throw you a fabulous fucking send-off party!