THE ONTOLOGICAL PROOF OF NINJAS
When we talk about the ninja, we are talking about the sweetest being ever - that is, we are talking about the being than which nothing sweeter can be conceived. So, when we conceive of the ninja in our mind, we conceive of the being of which nothing sweeter can be conceived. But consider this: Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist bith in the mind and in reality - outside the mind? Certainly, it is much sweeter to exist also in reality - flipping out and wailing on guitars is much sweeter when someone is actually doing it. So when we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceiving of the being that exists both in the mind and in reality. Since the ninja is that which nothing sweeter can be conceived and that being exists in the mind and in reality, the ninja exists in reality. Thus, the ninja exists.
-Robert Hamburger
Official Ninja Webpage
When we talk about the ninja, we are talking about the sweetest being ever - that is, we are talking about the being than which nothing sweeter can be conceived. So, when we conceive of the ninja in our mind, we conceive of the being of which nothing sweeter can be conceived. But consider this: Is it sweeter to exist only in the mind or to exist bith in the mind and in reality - outside the mind? Certainly, it is much sweeter to exist also in reality - flipping out and wailing on guitars is much sweeter when someone is actually doing it. So when we conceive of the sweetest being ever, we are conceiving of the being that exists both in the mind and in reality. Since the ninja is that which nothing sweeter can be conceived and that being exists in the mind and in reality, the ninja exists in reality. Thus, the ninja exists.
-Robert Hamburger
Official Ninja Webpage
ginacherry:
Ihave yet to see it, but I have been told I will not like it. I think I want to rent the Michael Kane version first.
ginacherry:
uhmmm..yeah, I am on crack this morning!! HAAHAHAH...I think I was thinking of the original Italian Job-