I heard the Marilyn Manson cover of Personal Jesus this morning and it was FUCKING HORRIBLE! I'm sure the kids will go apeshit for it though 
This girl I work with was saying that she went to a barber shop with a friend of hers and some guy works there that everyone calls Blob, because he's really fat. So Blob started hitting on this girl, saying stuff like
"You ever been with a big guy before? Don't believe that shit you hear about big guys having small joints."
and "I'll put you up on my chest like a turkey platter", and all the time he's getting more and more excited and breathing heavy and stuff, so finally he says "You ever been with another woman? You get down like that?" and he starts wheezing and has to break out his asthma inhaler and take a few hits. She said it was the weirdest, funniest thing ever.
This girl I work with was saying that she went to a barber shop with a friend of hers and some guy works there that everyone calls Blob, because he's really fat. So Blob started hitting on this girl, saying stuff like
"You ever been with a big guy before? Don't believe that shit you hear about big guys having small joints."
and "I'll put you up on my chest like a turkey platter", and all the time he's getting more and more excited and breathing heavy and stuff, so finally he says "You ever been with another woman? You get down like that?" and he starts wheezing and has to break out his asthma inhaler and take a few hits. She said it was the weirdest, funniest thing ever.
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