Last night was mostly pretty awesome. Three friends and I went to a strip club and there was the most EVIL(!) dancer there. Evil like just oozing sex out of every pore and giving all who beheld her instant blue balls. I tried to find her for a lap dance a little while after she got off stage but I couldn't. Probably just as well since I most likely would have just handed her my wallet and given her my ATM number. I got a lap dance from a different girl but it wasn't very good. So this made me late for my rendezvous with a girl who I was supposed to meet at the goth club at 10 pm. I got there at about 11:30 and she was MAD AS HELL!! I had been late for another date once before due to insane partying, so she definately wasn't trying to hear any apologies or explanations, and it was kind of a buzzkill having her so pissed at me, but she eventually forgave me, for which I was most grateful. Anyhow at the club I continued getting BLITZED as everyone came out of the woodwork to intoxicate me free of charge. Vodka and Red Bull and shots of Jager were the order of the night. Afterwards we went home and I got some birthday sex. I believe I ushered in my 29th year appropriately.
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Thanks for the b-day wishes. They are much appreciated. I hope all is well in MD. Hope you don't mind that I want to add you as a friend. Everyone can use more friends can't they? PEACE