julianbleach

Ok, so i still suck at Poker. How can you bluff someone if you don't even know what your doing yourself? Hmmm. Work was tough, needed a Red Bull to survive, and maaaaaan, Taurine is fun. I was talking at 100mph and found the smallest things hilarious. Have you ever heard anyone refer to a fart as 'letting Polly out of jail?' Hahaha.

Last official...
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Emergency Lane

Ok so my eyebrow hurts when i laugh, and i think thats funny so i laugh some more and hurts more. The never ending cycle!

Word of advice? If your petrol gauge says low, fill the bloody thing up before its too late. A car braking down in the middle of the highway is not fun for anybody, except rolling down the hill...
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So they opened up a new restaurant behind the Engadine RSL! Not a bad little place, though i wonder what the chef thought when me and Bren rocked up together, two guys dining alone, hmmmm! Mike, Ez and Atlee rocked up and we had an hour long shit talk session. They went off to play poker, i'm not experienced enough to play without them on...
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So i've decided working Saturdays really does suck. I feel so isolated. Plus i was a complete wreck from the work xmas party the night before. It was great to see workmates getting trashed, and Kudos to Laura the sales chick, who will never speak two words to you in the workplace, but put on some music, top up her drink occasionally and theres a...
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'Don't mistake coincidence for destiny'

Each one of us has a goal. But I'm slowly learning that no matter how hard I try to steer away the universe leads me back on track, its like a spiritual magnet. We each have a purpose, and even if we have not discovered it, the paths we take eventually lead us there. I see chances as forks in...
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Feelin' Kind of Blue

I'll tell you this now, that famous Coke sign in the city really is larger than life. You don't really notice it until you're in a car, lost in a jungle of one way roads and it passes above you like the king Kong of spam. It really didn't help much in trying to find our destination - the Blue Hotel...
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Mysterious Chemistry: It Tastes Like Home To Me

Jack and I made friends again.

It's been a while between drinks, no pun intended. He's a slippery character, charming me with unsuspecting ways, yet hiding a deeper vibration beneath the label that we both knew was there in the first place. ''our no kidder, Kid'", he says. Feelings mutual, my friend. I recall why we met...
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So things were sorted out between me and my girl. Fact is, the shit things can be worked on, and, well my life is generally better with her in it. But anyway, i prematurely digress....

After the Fridge to Fridge this year, there emerged an
infamous videotape, made courtesy of myself, that shows a mate of mine
basically getting completely wasted/trashed/hammered/pissed/off chops
and unwillingly being...
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The BreakUp -

Boy Meets Girl.
Girl Likes Boy.
Boy invites girl over to watch 'Ghost Ship' and proceeds to make out with her with gum still in mouth, kinda hot.
Courting begins.
Routine Begins.
Plans Begin.
Boy changes. (people grow, change is inevitable, i refuse to apologise for a universal truth)
Girl doesn't like change
Boy becomes complacent to please girl
Boys inner truths...
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