julianbleach

So things were sorted out between me and my girl. Fact is, the shit things can be worked on, and, well my life is generally better with her in it. But anyway, i prematurely digress....

After the Fridge to Fridge this year, there emerged an
infamous videotape, made courtesy of myself, that shows a mate of mine
basically getting completely wasted/trashed/hammered/pissed/off chops
and unwillingly being pissed on, and then proceeding to drink a bottle
of liqour mixed with piss!

Incase you missed it -




Now, as an innocent bystander with a videocamera, i felt it my duty to
document the events at hand. Hell, it would have been like Steve Irwin
watching a croc, and going, nah, i dont feel like turning the camera
on today. It was my duty, goddamit!

As the documenter, i take no responsibility for the actions taken by
the people i film! Was the news cameraman who filmed the Nazi marches
a Nazi himself? i doubt it. So, to my friend, please dont threaten me with -

"This video will break me and my girlfriend up"

Just remember mate, i'm not the one who got pissed and acted like a
complete wank. Take a joke man, seriously. We forgive you, so why
can't she?