I found my old Blog and thought, in the tradition of my Tonal dream, id post some old dreams on here. Theres three, all from last year around January to July of 2005. Which was a weird strange time for me, so hence, the weird ass dreams...
Frozen Jazz Monkeys
Im in a Japanese comic store, and desperate for some new comics to read coz the ones ive got ive read a trillion times. I find two old issues of Astro Boy, torn to shreds and the dude wants $2000 for them! I went to use my credit card but it turned into an NRMA card.Then suddenly im in an Ancient History class being taught by Harry Connick Jr. Bren is next to me, he pulls of a piece of gum from Ashley Johnsons chair and it turns into a frozen Sea Monkey.
Before The 10 Foot Roses Fall
First thing i remember is being with some random blonde lady and her son, and we were standing on top of a ledge looking down into a river that was being drained. And there were workmen standing in the water erecting these giant roses into these giant pipe holes. On top of this, where we were standing was tipped downwards so we had to make sure we didnt fall over into the water!
Then i saw, if i slid down the side, it turned into a kind of like roller coaster/water slide.So i slide down there at 1000 km an hour nearly wiped myself out, coz there was a pole in the middle and two bits where the slide forked off, then i fell into a tunnell with wooden grates on the top and the bottom. I had to crawl my way to the other side. When i got there, my entire school was on a giant oval celebrating the prom!?
So i walked around for a while confused, while everyone was getting uber drunk around a bonfire and playing soccer with a hackey sack. Sim was pretending to be an african american hip hop star with all his bling, and saying Yo a lot! Then next i can remember it was daytime and i was involved in a full on soccer match with Adam Hartup, and some other randoms, with garfs, Gilly, and Mike on my team.We won 55 - 3! !!!
Supermarket Ninjas
Im at the post office and pissed off with dad because they have the simpsons dvds for 20 bucks, but theve turned the place into a used clothes store! then.....
Im in coles with dunham and garfs and were looking for something. I pick up some sundired tomatoes and bread and start making a sandwich in the shop and eating it without paying for it! Then this security guy takes it away and im really pissed off! so i try to get it back and im screaming and shouting! Then nancy salem appears and tells me to calm down.Then ninjas usher me out of the store, Ishri was one of them! Then i flip off everyone and the place explodes.
Then i wake up (in the dream) under a sleeping bag and i look up and theres Kate from big brother and were camping, theres a willow tree and bats flying around.
THEN im at Wes's new place and he has a playstation 4!!!
After that im at a party and Jackie Lavalle comes on to me and shoves her tongue down my throat and i try to find a bottle of sherry to give to Kristy and Sarah to make up for it!?
Frozen Jazz Monkeys
Im in a Japanese comic store, and desperate for some new comics to read coz the ones ive got ive read a trillion times. I find two old issues of Astro Boy, torn to shreds and the dude wants $2000 for them! I went to use my credit card but it turned into an NRMA card.Then suddenly im in an Ancient History class being taught by Harry Connick Jr. Bren is next to me, he pulls of a piece of gum from Ashley Johnsons chair and it turns into a frozen Sea Monkey.
Before The 10 Foot Roses Fall
First thing i remember is being with some random blonde lady and her son, and we were standing on top of a ledge looking down into a river that was being drained. And there were workmen standing in the water erecting these giant roses into these giant pipe holes. On top of this, where we were standing was tipped downwards so we had to make sure we didnt fall over into the water!
Then i saw, if i slid down the side, it turned into a kind of like roller coaster/water slide.So i slide down there at 1000 km an hour nearly wiped myself out, coz there was a pole in the middle and two bits where the slide forked off, then i fell into a tunnell with wooden grates on the top and the bottom. I had to crawl my way to the other side. When i got there, my entire school was on a giant oval celebrating the prom!?
So i walked around for a while confused, while everyone was getting uber drunk around a bonfire and playing soccer with a hackey sack. Sim was pretending to be an african american hip hop star with all his bling, and saying Yo a lot! Then next i can remember it was daytime and i was involved in a full on soccer match with Adam Hartup, and some other randoms, with garfs, Gilly, and Mike on my team.We won 55 - 3! !!!
Supermarket Ninjas
Im at the post office and pissed off with dad because they have the simpsons dvds for 20 bucks, but theve turned the place into a used clothes store! then.....
Im in coles with dunham and garfs and were looking for something. I pick up some sundired tomatoes and bread and start making a sandwich in the shop and eating it without paying for it! Then this security guy takes it away and im really pissed off! so i try to get it back and im screaming and shouting! Then nancy salem appears and tells me to calm down.Then ninjas usher me out of the store, Ishri was one of them! Then i flip off everyone and the place explodes.
Then i wake up (in the dream) under a sleeping bag and i look up and theres Kate from big brother and were camping, theres a willow tree and bats flying around.
THEN im at Wes's new place and he has a playstation 4!!!
After that im at a party and Jackie Lavalle comes on to me and shoves her tongue down my throat and i try to find a bottle of sherry to give to Kristy and Sarah to make up for it!?