The Purple Eyebrows
Kids,
Someone very close to me once told me that the best things in life happen after 3am. This a story about proving them wrong.
It was the Fall of 2010, in the week leading up to the Easter Holidays. Your Aunt Tracey had gone off the radar, piled up with assesments & trying to make time for the New Man in...
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Kids,
Someone very close to me once told me that the best things in life happen after 3am. This a story about proving them wrong.
It was the Fall of 2010, in the week leading up to the Easter Holidays. Your Aunt Tracey had gone off the radar, piled up with assesments & trying to make time for the New Man in...
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To Sleep, Perchance To Dream: A Valerian Addicts Diary
A weeks excerpt from my Dream Diary:
Monday 15th
Last night I dreamt about chatting, via web-cam, on TJs Mac book, to a beautiful older girl who was an amalgamation of someone between Fractal & Apnea. It was a simultaneous overlap/astral projection dream-within-a-dream scenario in which I appeared as a ghost figure inside her apartment, like...
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A weeks excerpt from my Dream Diary:
Monday 15th
Last night I dreamt about chatting, via web-cam, on TJs Mac book, to a beautiful older girl who was an amalgamation of someone between Fractal & Apnea. It was a simultaneous overlap/astral projection dream-within-a-dream scenario in which I appeared as a ghost figure inside her apartment, like...
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I rememberthe bar.
Though I dont know why.
I mean, it was nothing special. Id been in places like that before. But this was different somehow. The light cut through the old haze of smoke and sex appeal to make it appear as if the real world was calling you back outside. But still they sat. Helpless in the eye of an oncoming storm that...
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Though I dont know why.
I mean, it was nothing special. Id been in places like that before. But this was different somehow. The light cut through the old haze of smoke and sex appeal to make it appear as if the real world was calling you back outside. But still they sat. Helpless in the eye of an oncoming storm that...
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Taking a pretty girl to a Carnival is like a carnival attraction to the Carnies themselves, dangling just out of reach to them at an unknown price.
You might lose but your girlfriend still wins
Try again, buddy
Sister?
Warmer
Cousin?
Closer
Best Friend?
Spot On, I think to myself. But I never confirm to them, leaving them wondering. The enigmatic prospectors, puzzled and perplexed....
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You might lose but your girlfriend still wins
Try again, buddy
Sister?
Warmer
Cousin?
Closer
Best Friend?
Spot On, I think to myself. But I never confirm to them, leaving them wondering. The enigmatic prospectors, puzzled and perplexed....
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julianbleach:
Best of the Worst
Thoughts at 10:54
You saved my night by turning up, better late than never. We walk the streets of the Inner West at night, talking about boy/girl problems of the heart as we dodge and weave our way through the freaks and geeks. Past the girls with the gamma turned up, the jazz cat with a jew fro, and the PDA perpetrators. This becomes the...
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You saved my night by turning up, better late than never. We walk the streets of the Inner West at night, talking about boy/girl problems of the heart as we dodge and weave our way through the freaks and geeks. Past the girls with the gamma turned up, the jazz cat with a jew fro, and the PDA perpetrators. This becomes the...
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Short Story Tuesday
Attitude
Outlook
Reprisal
Moth
Buzzing
Detached
Lolita
Magenta
French
Dish
Evie sat down in her favorite chair. The one she had found on the side of the road, at the intersection of Leland & Lawn, and was now sitting proudly in place in her caravan.
Evie sat, in her beloved Magenta chair, with the door open, her outlook enriched by the precarious...
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Attitude
Outlook
Reprisal
Moth
Buzzing
Detached
Lolita
Magenta
French
Dish
Evie sat down in her favorite chair. The one she had found on the side of the road, at the intersection of Leland & Lawn, and was now sitting proudly in place in her caravan.
Evie sat, in her beloved Magenta chair, with the door open, her outlook enriched by the precarious...
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Happy Birthday To Me:
There are some days where you find yourself, pants down, staring intently at the hair surrounding your nipples, your feet surrounded by a litter of empty beer, wine and gin bottles, ashamed that your body has somehow come to resemble the staypuff marshmallow man. You get angry and dejected at your Genetics, and curse the proxy Gods, Darwin, Newton, that you...
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There are some days where you find yourself, pants down, staring intently at the hair surrounding your nipples, your feet surrounded by a litter of empty beer, wine and gin bottles, ashamed that your body has somehow come to resemble the staypuff marshmallow man. You get angry and dejected at your Genetics, and curse the proxy Gods, Darwin, Newton, that you...
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Recipe Of The Week: Chilli Calamari
INGREDIENTS:
Calamari/Squid
Chilli Powder
Pineapple
Chilli Flakes
Salt
Flour
Oil
INSTRUCTIONS:
Score a big cut of squid/calamari like a pineapple, with back and forth dicing. This enables it to curl when frying. Now slice into smaller, long pieces.
In a plastic bag, put salt, chilli powder, flour and a few chilli flakes. Put calamari pieces into bag and shake...
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INGREDIENTS:
Calamari/Squid
Chilli Powder
Pineapple
Chilli Flakes
Salt
Flour
Oil
INSTRUCTIONS:
Score a big cut of squid/calamari like a pineapple, with back and forth dicing. This enables it to curl when frying. Now slice into smaller, long pieces.
In a plastic bag, put salt, chilli powder, flour and a few chilli flakes. Put calamari pieces into bag and shake...
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Lets go back to the start, Sweetheart
It started with a kiss & ended with your fists
I have a black spot in the middle of my eyes
Its kind of like a thought, but it comes full circle
I get cross eyed just thinking of you
What came first the chicken or the rabbit,
In the headlights we fight
We just might try to...
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It started with a kiss & ended with your fists
I have a black spot in the middle of my eyes
Its kind of like a thought, but it comes full circle
I get cross eyed just thinking of you
What came first the chicken or the rabbit,
In the headlights we fight
We just might try to...
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More Bad Teenage Poetry: I found this one in an old notebook, no idea where or when I wrote it, but it still makes me laugh.
Hand in hand they walked
down darkened alley
in drunken states
she talked of vagina
he talked of salt
they looked at eachother and laughed
a smile, a moment
nothing more, nothing less
this is the essence of friendship...
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Hand in hand they walked
down darkened alley
in drunken states
she talked of vagina
he talked of salt
they looked at eachother and laughed
a smile, a moment
nothing more, nothing less
this is the essence of friendship...
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Short Story Tuesday
Purge
Repulsed
Influence
Smog
Ruby Red
Simply
Imaginative
Test
Marriage
Underestimate
The Test
Lily hestiantely entered the room, her face a downpour, a landslide of foundation, mascara purging from her eyes. A black thought cloud hung above her head in a smog of doom. The white walls were in great contrast to the black mood she was extruding from above and around...
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Purge
Repulsed
Influence
Smog
Ruby Red
Simply
Imaginative
Test
Marriage
Underestimate
The Test
Lily hestiantely entered the room, her face a downpour, a landslide of foundation, mascara purging from her eyes. A black thought cloud hung above her head in a smog of doom. The white walls were in great contrast to the black mood she was extruding from above and around...
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