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Monday Mar 05, 2007

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When I get mad
And I get pissed
I grab my pen
And I write out a list
Of all the people
That won't be missed
You've made my shitlist

For all the ones
Who bum me out
Shitlist
For all the ones
Who fill my head with doubt
Shitlist
For all the squares who get me pissed
Shitlist
You've made my shitlist

Shitlist
Shitlist

When I get mad
And I get pissed
Shitlist
I grab my pen
And write out a list
Shitlist
Of all you assholes
Who won't be missed
Shitlist
You've made my shitlist

Shitlist
Shitlist


If only George Carlin got his way, we could clean all of the crap out of the gene pool. Just fence off texas or somewhere equally useless, then start adding more idiots and offer them a prize (something simple or shiny). They can all fight to the death and then whatever unholy beast survives gets shot into the sun. This would be the perfect opportunity to get rid of honkeys, mojados, the re-re's i work with, Albuquerque fuckup drivers too lazy to flick the turn signal that's right next to their hand (and try to kill me on a daily basis), and all of these little pricks that pull drive-by's, because apparently it takes a man to pull a trigger and murder a twelve-year-old girl. That's right, that happened here last night and the cops can't find one bit of evidence on the shit smear that did it.

Sorry, uncle Orson, but the human race does NOT deserve to last.

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