Work has been hectic but good this past week. We are getting ready for the JACHO inspection. This is a bunch of people who look over the whole hospital in EVERY nook and cranny. From the far reaches inside the nastiest bedpan to the corner of my very own dry goods room. Lovely.
The holidays used to be so much fun for me. When I was younger I would make sugar cookies and yule cakes and candies. Now all I do is work. The two things on my mind right now are finding gifts for the SGLA gift exchange and finding a date for my employee holiday party.
"But Juju! You can go alone! You are a strong and independent woman!"
Yeah, and last year when I did that I was accosted by the nastiest cook from our sister kitchen. His gericurls dripping his sweat onto my silk gown as he tried his best (worst) pick up lines on me. I wanted to run so far away but my boss was right next to me (we were actually talking before this guy interrupted me) so I couldn't tell him off. I kept turning him down for a dance saying, "I'm talking to my boss right now." But my boss thought it would be funny to make me dance with him. I NEVER WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN. So this year it's find a date or don't go, and I already bought my tickets.
To quote Homer Simpson...... "I am so smart s-m-r-t I MEAN s-m-a-r-t!"
Happy Holidays
xoxo
Juju
P.S. - This makes me happy! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/moresexthanme.html
The holidays used to be so much fun for me. When I was younger I would make sugar cookies and yule cakes and candies. Now all I do is work. The two things on my mind right now are finding gifts for the SGLA gift exchange and finding a date for my employee holiday party.
"But Juju! You can go alone! You are a strong and independent woman!"
Yeah, and last year when I did that I was accosted by the nastiest cook from our sister kitchen. His gericurls dripping his sweat onto my silk gown as he tried his best (worst) pick up lines on me. I wanted to run so far away but my boss was right next to me (we were actually talking before this guy interrupted me) so I couldn't tell him off. I kept turning him down for a dance saying, "I'm talking to my boss right now." But my boss thought it would be funny to make me dance with him. I NEVER WANT TO DO THAT AGAIN. So this year it's find a date or don't go, and I already bought my tickets.
To quote Homer Simpson...... "I am so smart s-m-r-t I MEAN s-m-a-r-t!"
Happy Holidays
xoxo
Juju
P.S. - This makes me happy! http://www.ebaumsworld.com/moresexthanme.html
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brocklee:
wow ..where do you work at?? im the executive chef over at nordstroms sf
retroactivwe:
If I was in LA I would gladly escort you, however jerri curl guy will have to do in my absence.