I'm going to Philly in May, and up to New York to see my god daughter. I am so fucking excited. I'm hoping to take a friend, but either way I know DPT and Cyd will take good care of me.
In related news, I decided I should see how flexable I can become in two months
Today my ex-boyfriend, and current best freind said something that makes me either really sad, or really delighted that I am such a bee in his bonnett.
I am girl scout cookies. So good, so intense that you see them out front of the grocery store and you buy 10 boxes, you freeze them, you ration them,you promise you aren't going to eat anymore but you can't help yourself, you eat them untill you can't stand to look at them. Then when the girlscouts offer you a box you turn your nose in disgust.
But, says he, after a couple weeks of no Samoas your calling girl scout coorperate begging for some fucking cookies and next year, you buy all they have agian.
I did the math, my average realationship with a boy (counting my ex-boyfriend all three times he came back, and not counting the boys I fucked before I realized I was a lesbian 13 years ago) lasts 7 weeks. If it takes a boy a year to realize he wants a fucking cookie agian I need to date 7.43 men in order to have at least one around any given week. So, now I need to go find 6 and a half more attractive, funny, sensitive and supportive boys, and I'll be all set for 2004.
In related news, I decided I should see how flexable I can become in two months
Today my ex-boyfriend, and current best freind said something that makes me either really sad, or really delighted that I am such a bee in his bonnett.
I am girl scout cookies. So good, so intense that you see them out front of the grocery store and you buy 10 boxes, you freeze them, you ration them,you promise you aren't going to eat anymore but you can't help yourself, you eat them untill you can't stand to look at them. Then when the girlscouts offer you a box you turn your nose in disgust.
But, says he, after a couple weeks of no Samoas your calling girl scout coorperate begging for some fucking cookies and next year, you buy all they have agian.
I did the math, my average realationship with a boy (counting my ex-boyfriend all three times he came back, and not counting the boys I fucked before I realized I was a lesbian 13 years ago) lasts 7 weeks. If it takes a boy a year to realize he wants a fucking cookie agian I need to date 7.43 men in order to have at least one around any given week. So, now I need to go find 6 and a half more attractive, funny, sensitive and supportive boys, and I'll be all set for 2004.
amadio:
Oh I know girly, I was just joshing