I am so sick. I have a fever and aches, my throat hurts and my eyes are watery. I could be playing poker right now but instead I am at home begging to die.
I had a date last night that I went to and then fell asleep in the middle of cuddling. And I was planning on having fun this weekend, but now am questioning the likelyhood of anything happening when I feel so shitty.
I am finding myself very attracted to british figures of speech. Snogging is slang for anything done up to and not including penis penitration, and shagging refers to penitration. It's a very cool way of defining it and a playmate and I have taken to using it during negotiating. I love hearing "Snogging is good" it's just sexy.
Here's your assignment. Use the words snogging and shagging at least three times a day. You'll sound really sexy, and you'll most likely get shagged.
I had a date last night that I went to and then fell asleep in the middle of cuddling. And I was planning on having fun this weekend, but now am questioning the likelyhood of anything happening when I feel so shitty.
I am finding myself very attracted to british figures of speech. Snogging is slang for anything done up to and not including penis penitration, and shagging refers to penitration. It's a very cool way of defining it and a playmate and I have taken to using it during negotiating. I love hearing "Snogging is good" it's just sexy.
Here's your assignment. Use the words snogging and shagging at least three times a day. You'll sound really sexy, and you'll most likely get shagged.
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nursesugar:
mmmmmm Miso soup effing rocks. That's even better than the acetominophen and gatorade! YES! I can't believe you worked on a psychic phone network... that is the coolest thing I've heard in a long time. HEH! Are you feelin' any better?
dirtyprettything:
Please come keep me warm! I'm going on 5 days without heat here!!