juju33

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I have such a great life! I am so happy.

Tommorow I am going to a dessert buffet and erotic art event. Yummy, chocolate. And the beauty of it all, is I am really sexually attracted to the girl who is hosting the event and I'm staying at her house This is important because my recent penchent for boys is seriously putting my lesbian status at risk. I need a girl to reset the balance. They're coming for my toaster oven.

Speaking of boys, I am determined to stop dating boys. 13 years without boys and then, pow, three in a row. And, quite frankly, although two of the three were wonderful, kind, and I would like to think they are great friends, none of them exactly worked out. Well, that isn't exactly true. They were what they were. They just weren't what I wanted them to be. That sounds stupid too. I am having the most emotionally fulfilling relationship with a boy I have ever had and it isn't exactly sexual (no actual sex) and it isn't a relationship at all. So hard to figure out. I'm so glad I am not hetrosexual.

So, back to girls...I am being picked up from her house by my lovely wife, who is taking me to Disneyland. The happiest fucking place on earth. It's all decorated for Christmas and there are parades and fireworks and shows all the time. And the best part is Disneyland makes Anastacia all romantic and mushy and she holds my hand and kisses me on the cheek and stands on benches to recite our wedding vows, wich she still has memorized.

My children have not been doing thier chores and they just realized that they don't have any money for the big D, so they are doing all the housework they can to earn extra cash. My house is all clean and I'm not lifting a finger.

So, all in all, life is good. How are you?