Ok so today i get up at 11am after doing same as yesterday 
and i think maybe i'll go for a ride on my bike BUT oh no can't do that!! why i hear you say, well imagine you're sayin it anyway, bcos some pillock has parked in front of my garage! wat is it with people can they just not read signs that say private garages no parking?? god stuff like that does my nut in lol seriously why do it!!! arrrggghhh 
but they gone now so i get to go for a ride...yay!! and i'm pissed anywayz cos my pissinm CBT run's out soon and i was too fuckin lazy to take my full test 
need to wait 12 months to take it again!! sux bum bum. So i gotta start getting up earlier cos i'm gonna be walkin to work lol
and i think maybe i'll go for a ride on my bike BUT oh no can't do that!! why i hear you say, well imagine you're sayin it anyway, bcos some pillock has parked in front of my garage! wat is it with people can they just not read signs that say private garages no parking?? god stuff like that does my nut in lol seriously why do it!!! arrrggghhh but they gone now so i get to go for a ride...yay!! and i'm pissed anywayz cos my pissinm CBT run's out soon and i was too fuckin lazy to take my full test need to wait 12 months to take it again!! sux bum bum. So i gotta start getting up earlier cos i'm gonna be walkin to work lol
You should have just hit the prat's car with a hammer. Wouldn't have accomplished much, but it would have felt good.