Do you find yourself on autopilot and want to regain control?
Are you working too many days, too many hours and need a little R&R?
If your answer is "Yes!" then you need an unplanned day off.
But isn't that bad? Won't my employer be upset?
Not at all!
Just be sure to place your glasses on the toilet seat cover as you wash your face, then, simply sit down on them when finished.
Uh oh! Looks like someone has a vision problem. Better call the office and take care of it.
Instant day off!
What a fucking idiot.
Are you working too many days, too many hours and need a little R&R?
If your answer is "Yes!" then you need an unplanned day off.
But isn't that bad? Won't my employer be upset?
Not at all!
Just be sure to place your glasses on the toilet seat cover as you wash your face, then, simply sit down on them when finished.
Uh oh! Looks like someone has a vision problem. Better call the office and take care of it.
Instant day off!
What a fucking idiot.
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thepirate:
Well, there's always titanium. The worst for me was when I got kicked in the face during some drunken revelry. I had to tape the bridge back together with duct tape.
dem_z:
Glasses are, apparently, very cheap in Japan. That's probably not much help, eh? You'd be boggled if I told you how much I used to skive when I worked. Loads. Really, even really lazy people are amazed at just how little work I did and for how long.OR SHOULD I BE TYPING LIKE THIS? 