I had this conversation thru AIM with one of my friends. Thought it was amusing so I copy/pasted it. I'm mikeslunatuna, he's the other onePretty funny, check it out:
Mikeslunatuna: Hey, what's up
Galanodrel: nm u?
Mikeslunatuna: Ran into caleb and his gf today at Jamba juice
Mikeslunatuna: I'm listing some stuff on ebay right now.
Galanodrel: fun
Mikeslunatuna: yeah, guess what I'm listing
Mikeslunatuna: it's crazy as hell
Mikeslunatuna: So take a guess
Galanodrel: ?
Mikeslunatuna: C'mon guess damn you
Galanodrel: no thanx
Mikeslunatuna: Well here's the items title:
Mikeslunatuna: Ex-Girlfriend' human Soul- cheated on me- she deserves it
Mikeslunatuna: Yeah, that's right- I'm selling Erika's soul on Ebay
Mikeslunatuna: :-D
Mikeslunatuna: Whatdaya think?
Galanodrel: i hate u
Mikeslunatuna: why
Galanodrel: for creating that entire concept
Mikeslunatuna: "entire concept"? what the hell are you talking about
Galanodrel: everything u just said
Mikeslunatuna: seriously dude, I'm not following you- be more specific
Galanodrel: that idea is horrible
Mikeslunatuna: Why? Other people sell their souls on ebay
Mikeslunatuna: Besides she technically gave it to me in the heat of the moment
Galanodrel: selling your own soul is pathetic enough
Galanodrel: attempting to sell someone else's soul
Galanodrel: never EVER mention that again
Mikeslunatuna: why would I sell mine when I can sell someone else's?
Galanodrel: cuz you dont have one if your sellign someone else's
Mikeslunatuna: Anyway, thought you would think it was entertaining to know. Have you turned mormon or something.
Galanodrel: are you trying to be stupid or are your ideals that screwed? lol
Mikeslunatuna: Ok, I won't bring it up again, but just one last thing: How much do you think I'll get for it?
Galanodrel: death
Galanodrel: ill pay you 3 jews
Mikeslunatuna: 3 jews?
Galanodrel: ya
Galanodrel: u accept jews as currency right
Mikeslunatuna: are you trying to be stupid or are your ideals that screwed? lol
Galanodrel: all im sayin is
Galanodrel: hitler was like germany's liver
Mikeslunatuna: what!?
Mikeslunatuna: And I'm like what, France's left ventracle
Mikeslunatuna: what are you saying?
Galanodrel: no
Galanodrel: thats all im saying man
Galanodrel: cuz like, moving a cup is impossible movement
Mikeslunatuna: I don't get that whole liver thing at all
Mikeslunatuna: If you were talking about a kidney I might be able to follow you, but a liver, dude, that's just too deep
Mikeslunatuna: A wise man once told me the bean that falls from the cloud is the bean that you shoud keep
Mikeslunatuna: ... still not quite as wise as the proverb:
Mikeslunatuna: the camel that walked through the city be yet the fact of true existance in the trenches of an italian grotto
He ended communication at that point. I'll keep you updated on any advancements.
Mikeslunatuna: Hey, what's up
Galanodrel: nm u?
Mikeslunatuna: Ran into caleb and his gf today at Jamba juice
Mikeslunatuna: I'm listing some stuff on ebay right now.
Galanodrel: fun
Mikeslunatuna: yeah, guess what I'm listing
Mikeslunatuna: it's crazy as hell
Mikeslunatuna: So take a guess
Galanodrel: ?
Mikeslunatuna: C'mon guess damn you
Galanodrel: no thanx
Mikeslunatuna: Well here's the items title:
Mikeslunatuna: Ex-Girlfriend' human Soul- cheated on me- she deserves it
Mikeslunatuna: Yeah, that's right- I'm selling Erika's soul on Ebay
Mikeslunatuna: :-D
Mikeslunatuna: Whatdaya think?
Galanodrel: i hate u
Mikeslunatuna: why
Galanodrel: for creating that entire concept
Mikeslunatuna: "entire concept"? what the hell are you talking about
Galanodrel: everything u just said
Mikeslunatuna: seriously dude, I'm not following you- be more specific
Galanodrel: that idea is horrible
Mikeslunatuna: Why? Other people sell their souls on ebay
Mikeslunatuna: Besides she technically gave it to me in the heat of the moment
Galanodrel: selling your own soul is pathetic enough
Galanodrel: attempting to sell someone else's soul
Galanodrel: never EVER mention that again
Mikeslunatuna: why would I sell mine when I can sell someone else's?
Galanodrel: cuz you dont have one if your sellign someone else's
Mikeslunatuna: Anyway, thought you would think it was entertaining to know. Have you turned mormon or something.
Galanodrel: are you trying to be stupid or are your ideals that screwed? lol
Mikeslunatuna: Ok, I won't bring it up again, but just one last thing: How much do you think I'll get for it?
Galanodrel: death
Galanodrel: ill pay you 3 jews
Mikeslunatuna: 3 jews?
Galanodrel: ya
Galanodrel: u accept jews as currency right
Mikeslunatuna: are you trying to be stupid or are your ideals that screwed? lol
Galanodrel: all im sayin is
Galanodrel: hitler was like germany's liver
Mikeslunatuna: what!?
Mikeslunatuna: And I'm like what, France's left ventracle
Mikeslunatuna: what are you saying?
Galanodrel: no
Galanodrel: thats all im saying man
Galanodrel: cuz like, moving a cup is impossible movement
Mikeslunatuna: I don't get that whole liver thing at all
Mikeslunatuna: If you were talking about a kidney I might be able to follow you, but a liver, dude, that's just too deep
Mikeslunatuna: A wise man once told me the bean that falls from the cloud is the bean that you shoud keep
Mikeslunatuna: ... still not quite as wise as the proverb:
Mikeslunatuna: the camel that walked through the city be yet the fact of true existance in the trenches of an italian grotto
He ended communication at that point. I'll keep you updated on any advancements.
jude_star:
Oh, by the way I was just kidding with my friend. I wasn't really going to sell someone's soul on Ebay.