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jtelson

Ballston Spa, NY

Member Since 2014

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The tortoise lays on its back, its belly baking in the hot sun, beating its legs trying to turn itself over, but it can't...

Mar 26, 2024
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I was accused yesterday of being multiple people, or not an actual person, or of using translation programs and not being from New York who is trying to undermine society (whatever that means) by an absolutely insane person on this site, so I thought a Bladerunner Quote appropriate.
So I guess the question is do any of you think I'm a replicant? Will the truth be revealed in the director's cut? Should I be looking over my shoulder for Harrison Ford?
Seriously though, I really am James Elson, I really have lived in New York State my whole life, except for when traveling for business or pleasure, I think empathy is more important than fear and that there is an objective reality that I work very hard everyday to understand which I guess undermines some peoples' view of society.

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