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jtelson

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I wrote a single entendre but it wasn't funny at all, so I put two of them together...if you know what I mean.

Apr 7, 2022
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That last phrase is throwing me. (Do keep in mind that the sun is rising here and I haven't slept.) Now, the meaning would be obvious and very funny without it but as things stand, I'm trying to grasp an additional twist. Are they brazenly engaging in activities that will ultimately have many tiny entendres running around on your screen? Not at work, I would hope. Someone is sure to be offended and then goodbye paycheck. Just play it safe and separate them.
Apr 7, 2022

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