After much thought I've decided that I don't want to ever find myself sitting next to someone who refers to the Civil War as the War of Northern Aggression.
Unless they're saying it ironically
But then I want them to know that I just used the word ironically colloquially rather than grammatically.
I guess I'm saying is that no one should leave high school without knowing the word colloquialism, basic history, and probably some math. Oh and that I just used an Oxford comma - which is correct.
jozsef:
Oh, so you care about that sort of thing? Great. By my count, that makes six of us that I know of. Undoubtedly there are others out there as well. Probably dozens. We're practically an army, making vast inroads against the hordes who enjoy referring to a large amount of people, many of whom have ran somewhere and various things which are oh, so very unique. I can already taste the victory.
