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Aug 1, 2021
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I keep getting requests from Republicans for money. Seriously, if they want money why don't they go out and earn it themselves like other hard working Americans rather than expecting handouts - damn welfare bastards. When I was a kid I had to earn my own money to oppress people no one was going to just give it to me. I cleaned banks, washed dishes and when I decided to just let people die I dug the damn graves myself. You want to take away people's rights and destroy the planet then do so by pulling yourself up by your own bootstraps. Lazy kids.
jozsef:
Yah, if they want money they should just steal it themselves instead of begging like a bunch of losers. I'm only kidding since we both know they thought of that a long time ago and do it impressive skill. Hangin's too god fer em, I say. 😉
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