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Asked by @aradya

What song have you been listening to on repeat lately?
1952 Vincent Black Lightning - Richard Thompson

2. Do you have any upcoming tattoos planned?
No tattoos planned

3. What’s your Hogwarts house?
I'm going to go with Ravenclaw - I like to think I'm witty

4. Describe your ideal home.
Bookcases everywhere.

5. What’s the last meme you saved to your phone?


6. What’s your regular coffee order?
Black no Sugar

7. If you could have one superpower, what would it be?
Immortality - I want the one thing you can never get more of, time.

8. What musical genres do you like the most?
Classic rock

9. What do you look for in a partner?
Someone who appreciates my sense of humor and understands that I'm constantly struggling with mental problems. I'm incredibly lucky that I've already found her.

10. If you could time travel to any time period, what would it be?
Either the late 70's where I can try to help fix things here before they begin going totally off the rails under Reagan, or the late 1400's Italy because I've always been fascinated by that time period.

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