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jtelson

Ballston Spa, NY

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Aug 7, 2020
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I was asked to do this by @reggielove

1. Height? 5'10"

2. Virgin? No, not for many many years

3. Do you smoke? No

4. Do you drink? Yes, favorite drink a Gin Martini, dry, up, stirred, 3 olives

5. Age mistaken for? 35 actual age 52

6. Any tattoos? No

7. Any piercings? No

8. Best friends? My wife, we've been married for 20 years and I'm blessed that we found each other.

9. A fact about my personality? I suffer from severe refractory depression, PTSD, and panic attacks but I somehow still manage to make it to work almost every day

10. What career did you choose when you were a child? When I was a child I wanted to be a scientist and worked towards that until I was around 12, but life has a way of fucking with you and I was yanked off that path and onto one more introspective. I survived through a few years of college and ended up doing a wide variety of jobs to keep body and soul together until about 14 years ago when I landed a job as a researcher at GE's Global Research Center, somehow managing to come full circle.

11. Where would I like to be right now? Anywhere inside so long as I'm with my wife.

I nominate @fancy and @ghostleeb

VIEW 6 of 6 COMMENTS
jtelson:
@FANCY Nowhere - I never go anywhere :)
Aug 12, 2020
fancy:
@jtelson ok... 😊 maybe it was me!
Aug 12, 2020

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