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Okay, somehow I fucked up and thought International Talk Like a Pirate Day was on the 12th when obviously it wasn't.

Screw the whole thing, then. Vikings > pirates > ninjas anyway. (Yeah Aijin, I said it. What?)

Weird Al has a new music video and I honestly think it's hilarious.

My rims never spin; to the contrary
You'll find that they're quite stationary
All my action figures are cherry
Stephen Hawking's in my library

Too much homework lately. Sleep.