What a shitty day. The country is crazy and stoopid. 
What can one do? I know - in order to keep my sanity I will impose some of my own insanity upon you all!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!
But first, let me say to all those looking at this from somewhere other than the US.....We are not crazy! Well, some of us aren't. Here in Maine we went for Kerry. Lots and lots of ignorant and stoopid folks in the world, we seem to have much more than our share. MUST.....LEAVE......SOON!!!!!!!
ok,
And now for today's life lesson:
3. Puppies are better than children....If you don't belive me, try this simple test:
- take your little crotch loaf and put it in a cage.
- Leave the house for six hours, tell all the people you meet that you have your kid in a cage back home.
- get arrested and go to jail.
Now, try the same thing with a puppy......the jail part don't happen!!
Let me expound a little on this subject. I will start by saying that I actually like kids. I have sixteen neices and nephews. I love them all very much. And they are even better becuase they DONT LIVE WITH ME!
Have you ever been at a restaurant, movie theater, store, etc and heard a little life-sucking-poop machine screaming it's head off? What does it make you want to do?
When's the last time you had a real problem with a puppy dog in public? They are sweet, happy to see you, and never judge....and...they don't hold a grudge!! Plus, you don't have to change shit filled diapers all the freakin time for over a year!!
So, the bottom line is that kids can really really suck, and puppies RULE!
Ciao from that hell we call the USA - have you seen our president?
What can one do? I know - in order to keep my sanity I will impose some of my own insanity upon you all!!!! MUAHAHAHAHAHHAA!!
But first, let me say to all those looking at this from somewhere other than the US.....We are not crazy! Well, some of us aren't. Here in Maine we went for Kerry. Lots and lots of ignorant and stoopid folks in the world, we seem to have much more than our share. MUST.....LEAVE......SOON!!!!!!!
ok,
And now for today's life lesson:
3. Puppies are better than children....If you don't belive me, try this simple test:
- take your little crotch loaf and put it in a cage.
- Leave the house for six hours, tell all the people you meet that you have your kid in a cage back home.
- get arrested and go to jail.
Now, try the same thing with a puppy......the jail part don't happen!!
Let me expound a little on this subject. I will start by saying that I actually like kids. I have sixteen neices and nephews. I love them all very much. And they are even better becuase they DONT LIVE WITH ME!
Have you ever been at a restaurant, movie theater, store, etc and heard a little life-sucking-poop machine screaming it's head off? What does it make you want to do?
When's the last time you had a real problem with a puppy dog in public? They are sweet, happy to see you, and never judge....and...they don't hold a grudge!! Plus, you don't have to change shit filled diapers all the freakin time for over a year!!
So, the bottom line is that kids can really really suck, and puppies RULE!
Ciao from that hell we call the USA - have you seen our president?
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darklis:
Haha. Drinking for a living. I'm a retail business owner, what do you think I do? Nighty night. 
darklis:
What the crap is "rumple mintz?" I'm Canadian, ya know. 