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Thursday Oct 28, 2004

Oct 28, 2004
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I wanted to share some of the stuff I have learned with you all. Don't know if you will give two craps, but what the hell.....

Life lesson #1:

If a woman tells you up front that she is a bitch, BELIEVE HER!
- my mistake was that my first wife told me up front that she was a bitch. I chose not to believe her. I went ahead and married her, and the next three years were full of lots of interesting stuff. We had a great time, and we got on each other's nerves like you wouldn't believe.

Don't get me wrong, there was lots of good stuff. But in the end I couldn't take it. She did not lie - she was a biatch!! Severely! Was the sex great? - you betcha! Did we have fun? Sometimes. Bottom line, if you cannot take the pain in the ass of living with a real bitch, then date her, fuck her, let her fuck you - hell, fuck like minks, it's fun! But don't marry her!

Just my two pennies worth of useless advice!

See ya! tongue

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