jrenkiewicz5000

i just spent two fucking hours of my life making my parents some crab cakes only to hear how they thought that "there isn't enough crab taste in them" FUCK YOU GUYS, they are not burned and dont taste like ass so you should feel pretty fucking lucky! will retreat into a book and a glass of wine this evening to water down the bitter after taste of an evening wasted.

-johnny

ps. i love my parents to death... but there are times when... i just wish lightsabers really existed