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holy batshit!

my car is fucked fucked fucked fucked!!!!!!

security towed my car while it was in reverse, and fucked up my rear axle, my transmission, and my front bumper when they towed it. but wait! there's more! DUE TO ME BEING AN AMERICAN IN JAPAN, THEY HAVE NO LIABILITY WHATSOFUCKINGEVER!! that's right, i have no legal recourse, and i'm out a badass car. oh,...
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cheated death one more time!

well, Hawaii was awesome, however, the return home sucked balls.
my car got broken into, then towed, and the towing company fucked it up. that was grand.
then my computer decided that it didn't really want the harddrive, and it made the most interesting sound right before it died. so i'm over at a friend's place polluting her computer with...
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i'm leeeaaavvvinnnnggg on a jet plane, don't know when i'll be back again.....

off to hawaii. tourist chics, surfing, great mai-tai's, and some school that i need to attend. for 12 hours a day. but i get a weekend off, and that means HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS. i'm coming!

if assholes could fly, my place of work would be an airport.

great, now i feel like killing myself. luckily, i'm to depressed to do it.

hump hump hump....i'm hornier than a ten peckered owl.

had training day @ work....oh boy. cure for insomnia right there boys and girls. we talked about TCP/IP protocols. yes, as sysadmin, we train about what makes the internet work. and that's why we have the saying "Excitement? Adventure? A Sysadmin gets not these things" (yes, we are all closet Star Wars freaks & geeks)

and...
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wtf happened? i used to have fun. now i'm bored outta my mind. seems all the great things to do in life have been done, all the themes turned into themeparks. can't find anything new, exciting, something.....i dunno. something.

been thinking about her...was she the one that got away? but she had to go...right? oh well, it was still better to spend some time with...
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i need to meat...um, meet more interesting chics. or maybe i just need a chic that sparks my interests again. or maybe....a chic that speaks english. madness, pure madness. these chics out here aren't even a challenge anymore. russian, romanian, brazillian, all the colors of the rainbow, every body shape you could possibly cum...i mean, come across, all out for one reason. me! hahahahahaha

i...
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Go Bush!! Just leave the fucking fucking country already! prick

so my halloween was fun, what about my (4) friends? what did you all do for halloween?

did my physical fitness test today. 29 and still can run the 1.5 mile in less than 12 minutes. and i don't believe in working out. at all.

how come everyone else can be so articulate in their journal entries, and mine sound like i hire a four...
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wooohooooooo!!

tomorrow is All Hallow's Eve. time to let my inner freak out and scare the normal people! can't wait!

been listening to that eminem song "Mosh" that the great Asstraffic shared with me. i may not agree with all of it, the song does rock right along. and i love that "give him and AK and let him win daddy's love that way" line....
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i'm really really sick of all this political shit. Bush sucks, kerry's the best, blah blah blah. they're both fucking losers. kerry is gonna win, and nothing will fucking change. he won't make anything right, he won't undo any of the wrongs. he's another rich schmuck with no idea what to do, nor does he have the power to change anything. all this push for...
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