jpguinness

Hey kiddies!

I have broadband now!!!! YIPPEEEE!!! And not to brag....I am getting it free of charge via my landlord. No joke!!!!

Well I have some good news and some bad news. First the good news. I did manage to get a temporary fix to my internet dilema. I am currently signed up for access through Netscape's ISP. I have realized how spoiled I was with broadband. Fucking phone modem access sucks shit! Too damn slow. The bad news is I got a message from my landlord...
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Well...I am kind of back.

I am currently typing this from an internet cafe. Fucking Comcast is not going to be able to set my internet up until I get a clearence from my new landlord. You see he has a cable line already for the cable TV (WHICH CARRIES ONLY 5 CHANNELS!). Comcast also provides that service as well but I am opting for...
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Well kids. I am going to be offline for about a week or so. The big move is this Saturday (FULL MOON! AGH!!).

Please keep this journal filled with comments or any topics you want to throw down.

CIAO FOR NOW!~!!

Want to find out when you are going to die? Check this out!I have until Thursday, October 4, 2040 to live.

Ever had a day where you wished you had stayed in bed? I do and my day was today.

For starters, I could not sleep last night. It was fucking hot in my apartment plus the neighbors were fucking making a ton of noise until about 2 am. Not realizing that people have to get up at 6:15 in the morning to slave away for...
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I am ......D.B. Cooper.

I am fucking bummed right now. One week until I move and I am stressed out about who is going to help me. My sister and brother-in-law bailed because he has to work and a friend had to leave town and won't be back for a couple of weeks. I am hella stressing.

Also, to make things worse, my favorite soccer team are in town...
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I got a new place! It's mine, mine, MINE! HA HA HA!!!

Now does anybody care to give me a hand in moving?

Saw the damned funniest thing today. I was walking to the 7-11 and there was this woman talking on her cell phone and she was wearing this cast with her middle finger pointed upwards. The cast positioned it that way! I could not help but snicker as I walked by. She did not seem to mind. She is probably used to it by now.

At...
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