You must DIE!
I alone am best.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
I alone am best.
Weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!
Well, final week in AZ. This week's been pretty busy. Tryin to have lunch and dinner with everyone I want to see and gettin everything packed and all the usual shit that goes with moving. I just want it to be done with. It's all comin together though, slowly.
Well, that's it. I'm out.
Yo mutha fucka's..... Weeeeeeeeeeee
Well, that's it. I'm out.
Yo mutha fucka's..... Weeeeeeeeeeee
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xxanastasiaxx:
THAAAANKS...That HELPED!! oompa loompa, doopity doo I have another puzzle for you....AHHHH make it stop!
xxanastasiaxx:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee!!!!!
Uhhhh. I made the effort and turned my friends down for going out so I could stay home and pack, but I just can't get anything accomplished. I remember when I was rich and used to pay people to do this type of shit for me. *sigh
Well, maybe once I get my first drink down I'll get my energy back.
Maybe my body is...
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Well, maybe once I get my first drink down I'll get my energy back.
Maybe my body is...
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xxanastasiaxx:
HI!!
xxanastasiaxx:
and if you could??? what would you do then?
Well I'm pretty much working a half day here and there now. I'm gonna have to incur some more debt because of this but I just can't bring myself to give a rats ass. 
Well now that I've slept like 10 hours I'm gonna head out and get some errands done, get some more time on the Beretta, grab some lunch, then maybe come back...
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Well now that I've slept like 10 hours I'm gonna head out and get some errands done, get some more time on the Beretta, grab some lunch, then maybe come back...
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xxanastasiaxx:
Just saying "HI"
xxanastasiaxx:
I'll drink with you! what are we drinking? Make mine a double..K? Just catch me before I hit the floor..
I resign the job tomorrow! 
In other news: Got my truck fixed up and ready for the great journey. My dad took me out to dinner last night and then came over again today to do some cleaning on my house which was nice of him. I'm gettin some good sympathy labor out of my family, it's pretty cool. That or maybe they just want...
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In other news: Got my truck fixed up and ready for the great journey. My dad took me out to dinner last night and then came over again today to do some cleaning on my house which was nice of him. I'm gettin some good sympathy labor out of my family, it's pretty cool. That or maybe they just want...
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supernovice:
Ya no mi asombre nada..............
So tired, bro... Too tired to sleep.
Looks like I am spending the holidays alone, would love for you to unfuck your shit and cruise down....... Gonna be long, cold, and extra-shitty...... Thanksgiving at a sports bar with hot wings, now this shit.......... LMFAO!........
Guess I should go to bed, not tired, but at least I'll have nothing on which to blame my exhaustion other than my own stupidity or carelessnesness...
Chauo
So tired, bro... Too tired to sleep.
Looks like I am spending the holidays alone, would love for you to unfuck your shit and cruise down....... Gonna be long, cold, and extra-shitty...... Thanksgiving at a sports bar with hot wings, now this shit.......... LMFAO!........
Guess I should go to bed, not tired, but at least I'll have nothing on which to blame my exhaustion other than my own stupidity or carelessnesness...
Chauo
xxanastasiaxx:
L'italiano sarebbe migliore?
I got my official letter from the new job today. I was fuckin excited about that. I had the verbal but the official letter and all is pretty impressive.
Found out I got an A on my big presentation for my criminal justice class.
Getting my vehicle all fixed up this weekend for the long trip. I should probably burn a couple of more CD's...
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Found out I got an A on my big presentation for my criminal justice class.
Getting my vehicle all fixed up this weekend for the long trip. I should probably burn a couple of more CD's...
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xxanastasiaxx:
That's MS. Smartypants to you..LOL..I will e-mail you the link so you can rotate your pictures. It's REALLY easy.
xxanastasiaxx:
YOU FREAK !!! LOL!!! barbwire g-string..good lord!
I got a decent amount of shit done over the weekend on the house. Got my bedroom re-painted and some cleaning done. Well ok my sister did the cleaning but it got done.
Still have far too much shit up in the air though. Which blows because I can't make decisions on shit that I don't know what the fuck is happening with.
I'm starting...
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Still have far too much shit up in the air though. Which blows because I can't make decisions on shit that I don't know what the fuck is happening with.
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xxanastasiaxx:
I've done that 10 times..it won't add you!! Have no fear..I will keep trying until you are there.
xxanastasiaxx:
weeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeee....
it worked!
it worked!
I love this time off work. Haven't done hardly shit about packing or painting yet but I'm gonna get crackin on it now.
I'm gettin about a call a day from someone I haven't talked to in forever that is just callin to say goodbye and they can't believe what I'm gonna be doin blah, blah. How they even find out I have no idea....
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I'm gettin about a call a day from someone I haven't talked to in forever that is just callin to say goodbye and they can't believe what I'm gonna be doin blah, blah. How they even find out I have no idea....
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xxanastasiaxx:
Ha, HA! Don't worry I will give you an umbrella, like in the cartoons. We all know if you are holding an umbrella over your head, NOTHING can fall on you! TRUST ME(yeah..right)!!!
Back to work i go.. :-(
Back to work i go.. :-(
supernovice:
Funny you should mention Morgan posting in my journal...
Someone else is posting in your journal, at the exact moment I am posting in theirs, I might add... Uh huh...
Talk your primrose path bullshit now... LOL
* walks over and sucker-punches Jeff in the back of the head! BAM!!!! *
And you better stay down if you know what's good for you... LMMFAO
This is WACK!
What the hell am I doing... I am sitting here acting way retarted. I hear that little door opening sound that AIM makes when a friend signs on and I am like a motherfucking Ninja with a cobra strike on the mouse to see who it is... I gotta sign off this thing and go to the gym or something.
Love ya (mean it)
Mark
Someone else is posting in your journal, at the exact moment I am posting in theirs, I might add... Uh huh...
Talk your primrose path bullshit now... LOL
* walks over and sucker-punches Jeff in the back of the head! BAM!!!! *
And you better stay down if you know what's good for you... LMMFAO
This is WACK!
What the hell am I doing... I am sitting here acting way retarted. I hear that little door opening sound that AIM makes when a friend signs on and I am like a motherfucking Ninja with a cobra strike on the mouse to see who it is... I gotta sign off this thing and go to the gym or something.
Love ya (mean it)
Mark
Another Sunday night. Another weekend of not getting everything done I wanted to get done. Still trying to get my house ready to sell. And worse, tomorrow is a brand new week at a fucking job where I get to watch the dust settle. Fuck! I just make these mini-goals for myself as far as, mentally I know it's only a 3 day week so...
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supernovice:
Dooooood this has been one CRAZY FUCKING VACATION, dawg. Okay... So there were the 2 strippers in Houston, the Chola, the waitress from Colorado Plaza, the columbian chick, then on the way home the fucking flight attendant slips me her number to the hotel where she is staying over - then I go out and link up with that skater/punk chick at our chillin' spot (who is fine as HELLLLLLL, I might add), then I get all fucked up the other night and swap spit with some total stranger in the sports bar across the way, then, yesterday while I was at my bosses house for Thanksgiving dinner my cell rings and guess who??? Some chick I was trying to hook up with MONTHS ago, I already forgot her name and number and wrote her ass waaaaaay off. What did she call for? "Hi I'm lonely and it's Thanksgiving and I want to see you and I am sorry I was such an asshole to you a couple weeks back. You home, I wanna come over?"
What the fuck, over? So I look at my boss with the puppy dog eyes, and he says, "fucking beat it, don't worry about dinner, but you better have one hell of a story to tell tomorrow."
So I come home, and she meets me here in a few minutes - guess she was right down the road when she called, we hang out, have a few drinks, start getting comfy and then she says, "I have to tell you, I'm involved with someone you work with." I say, "who?" She tells me... It's a fucking friend of mine! I'm like, "what the fuck are you doing over here?!" She says, "Well I don't kiss and tell." Fucking crazy, Trick! I'm like, "OOOHHHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEEEEEELZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NO, HOMEY DON'T OPERATE THAT WAY!" And I definately don't scrub balls with some guy I work with that she just came from his house... What a fucking nutcase.. DISMISSED! CIAO!! SECURITY, ESCORT HER TO THE DOOR PLEASE, AND MAKE HER LOSE MY DIGITS! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
So then I'm bored as fuck and got a cool buzz chillin', so off I go across the street, then I see the guy that girl that was at my house said she was seeing... What are the fucking odds of that?
So I leave there, after having met up with some of the bros, and we go over to the sports bar.... Guess who is there? Skater/punk chick, guess what she does... Goes home with one of the guys I'm there with.... I'm like, DAMN THIS IS FUCKED UP! He says, "you're not mad are you? Not like you guys are dating"? I'm like, BIIIIIIIIIIIG NEGATIVE, do what you want with her I have nothing going on there...
So that brings us to today.... I cruise to Mcdonalds around the corner to grab a bite, and one of the girls that works there is standing outside having a smoke... I roll around and make my order, get to the window and some other girl comes over and says, "hey, my friend thinks you're fine!" I say, "who's your friend" (hoping it's not some dude)... So it's the girl that was outside having a cigarette and saw me drive in.... She comes over and we talk... Then her manager comes over and says, you 3 go out front and talk - you're blocking the drive thru. Her friend comes out and talks to me for a while and tells me that she just haad sex with the other girl for the first time last night... Now they are both born again bisexuals... The other girl finally comes out with their phone number on a napkin, says for me to call them tonight and they'll come over and "show me a time I'll never forget"... Whatever that means... Like these chix are 18... I'd prolly break the one girl in half she is so small, and the other looked more confused than anything else.
The point is, Jeff.... Man I have gotten so many fucking leads this past week and I haven't gotten laid once. What is the fucking dealio? Just lucky I guess...
No way I'm calling those girls either, so don't be ringing me at 0300 asking for naughty details cuz it ain't happenin'. Where the fuck are all the decent women? I keep meeting TRASH after TRASH after TRASH. Who knows, maybe that's better than being alone.
Hope your Thanksgiving went well... I had Buffalo Wings and beer - it was great.
L & R,
Mark
What the fuck, over? So I look at my boss with the puppy dog eyes, and he says, "fucking beat it, don't worry about dinner, but you better have one hell of a story to tell tomorrow."
So I come home, and she meets me here in a few minutes - guess she was right down the road when she called, we hang out, have a few drinks, start getting comfy and then she says, "I have to tell you, I'm involved with someone you work with." I say, "who?" She tells me... It's a fucking friend of mine! I'm like, "what the fuck are you doing over here?!" She says, "Well I don't kiss and tell." Fucking crazy, Trick! I'm like, "OOOHHHHHHHHH HEEEEEEEEEEEELZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZZ NO, HOMEY DON'T OPERATE THAT WAY!" And I definately don't scrub balls with some guy I work with that she just came from his house... What a fucking nutcase.. DISMISSED! CIAO!! SECURITY, ESCORT HER TO THE DOOR PLEASE, AND MAKE HER LOSE MY DIGITS! LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
So then I'm bored as fuck and got a cool buzz chillin', so off I go across the street, then I see the guy that girl that was at my house said she was seeing... What are the fucking odds of that?
So I leave there, after having met up with some of the bros, and we go over to the sports bar.... Guess who is there? Skater/punk chick, guess what she does... Goes home with one of the guys I'm there with.... I'm like, DAMN THIS IS FUCKED UP! He says, "you're not mad are you? Not like you guys are dating"? I'm like, BIIIIIIIIIIIG NEGATIVE, do what you want with her I have nothing going on there...
So that brings us to today.... I cruise to Mcdonalds around the corner to grab a bite, and one of the girls that works there is standing outside having a smoke... I roll around and make my order, get to the window and some other girl comes over and says, "hey, my friend thinks you're fine!" I say, "who's your friend" (hoping it's not some dude)... So it's the girl that was outside having a cigarette and saw me drive in.... She comes over and we talk... Then her manager comes over and says, you 3 go out front and talk - you're blocking the drive thru. Her friend comes out and talks to me for a while and tells me that she just haad sex with the other girl for the first time last night... Now they are both born again bisexuals... The other girl finally comes out with their phone number on a napkin, says for me to call them tonight and they'll come over and "show me a time I'll never forget"... Whatever that means... Like these chix are 18... I'd prolly break the one girl in half she is so small, and the other looked more confused than anything else.
The point is, Jeff.... Man I have gotten so many fucking leads this past week and I haven't gotten laid once. What is the fucking dealio? Just lucky I guess...
No way I'm calling those girls either, so don't be ringing me at 0300 asking for naughty details cuz it ain't happenin'. Where the fuck are all the decent women? I keep meeting TRASH after TRASH after TRASH. Who knows, maybe that's better than being alone.
Hope your Thanksgiving went well... I had Buffalo Wings and beer - it was great.
L & R,
Mark
supernovice:
Starting to worry about you, bro. I know you can't be enjoying the company of your family so much that you're not gonna be online all weekend.
Listen to this, you'll get a kick out of it. So I'm driving home this morning at like 0730 or 0800 somewhere around then. Very little traffic out... Got some Me First and the Gimme Gimmes rocking, not really paying attention to my speed, cuz there's really no one out - except the cop parked in the church parking lot running passive radar. I look down at my speedometer, yup 65 in a 30 which basically makes me fucked like you read about. So I did what any law-abiding citizen would do (that has been to ITI defensive driving school), dropped the Acura down to third - redlined it, shifted to fourth - redlined it, and it's off to the races. Now I'm moving out at about a buck twenty five in a mad dash for the interstate. At the on ramp I start going through all the do's and don'ts - trying to remember it all in the precious few seconds I have to decide if I am going make this or not... I'm like, "THINK MUTHAFUCKA THINK!!!"
Threshold braking, pick your line, outside - inside - outside, no braking in the entry, maintain speed in turn, accelerate on exit, oh shiiit, you forgot you're in a front wheel drive and you learned all this shit in rear-wheel drive rentals... Too late... Time to be Hero or Homo.. Inaction breeds failure so fuck it, I go for it... The result: omg, it was like a bad-ass video game didn't even feel real at the time. So I do this craaaaaazy powerslide around the on-ramp, punch it back down in third, floor it and I am out of there.... Dooood, I got the most incredible adrenaline rush from all this. I wish every morning was like that.
All that for a fucking Gatorade. I think I need to have my head examined. Or get married. Not sure which I'd prefer.
Love and Respect,
Mark
Listen to this, you'll get a kick out of it. So I'm driving home this morning at like 0730 or 0800 somewhere around then. Very little traffic out... Got some Me First and the Gimme Gimmes rocking, not really paying attention to my speed, cuz there's really no one out - except the cop parked in the church parking lot running passive radar. I look down at my speedometer, yup 65 in a 30 which basically makes me fucked like you read about. So I did what any law-abiding citizen would do (that has been to ITI defensive driving school), dropped the Acura down to third - redlined it, shifted to fourth - redlined it, and it's off to the races. Now I'm moving out at about a buck twenty five in a mad dash for the interstate. At the on ramp I start going through all the do's and don'ts - trying to remember it all in the precious few seconds I have to decide if I am going make this or not... I'm like, "THINK MUTHAFUCKA THINK!!!"
Threshold braking, pick your line, outside - inside - outside, no braking in the entry, maintain speed in turn, accelerate on exit, oh shiiit, you forgot you're in a front wheel drive and you learned all this shit in rear-wheel drive rentals... Too late... Time to be Hero or Homo.. Inaction breeds failure so fuck it, I go for it... The result: omg, it was like a bad-ass video game didn't even feel real at the time. So I do this craaaaaazy powerslide around the on-ramp, punch it back down in third, floor it and I am out of there.... Dooood, I got the most incredible adrenaline rush from all this. I wish every morning was like that.
All that for a fucking Gatorade. I think I need to have my head examined. Or get married. Not sure which I'd prefer.
Love and Respect,
Mark
Well my girl flew back to England last night. This one actually may have a chance. I hope so. What a great girl. Killer personality and doesn't take any shit.
I'm off to DC again this weekend. Supposed to be my last trip before I ship off for good. Can't wait to just pack up my shiznit and be gone. I hate this in between...
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I'm off to DC again this weekend. Supposed to be my last trip before I ship off for good. Can't wait to just pack up my shiznit and be gone. I hate this in between...
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supernovice:
OH HELLLLLLZ NO!
What the fuck is up, you big pimp?
Had a killer time this weekend, dawg. What's the dealy on the Vegas trip for Thanksgiving? What a bomb-ass way to show the world that I am thankful. You and I in Sin City mackin' like mayors. Lock up your daughters, Vegas. And if we see Wayne Newton, we'll curb-stomp his ass in the very street that is named after him in a town full of desperate shitheads. Dayum, it's good to be on the top of the food chain.
Oh yeah, Jeff.... We're not going out like biznatches either... You better be ready to drop bank, game, party like rock stars - just like we did in Lithuania, last year.
SALTY WOOD CHIPS IN YOUR GAME, HOMEY. Rally back young Skyplayer. I'm coming to your town and the gloves are off.
P.S.
Ask your bro if we can take the Ferrari to Veags for the weekend. That would be the bomb-diggity! Think of it as our last chance to rain down on all Western females for a long time... Ella seria la mia, hermano.
P.P.S.
The offer still stands on the trip to England for Christmas. If not there, somewhere. Shit I neeedz me some mad vacation. I was thinking if England fell through, Amsterdam is a way killer time. Plus, I haven't done shrooms in years
Love and Respect,
OG PIUMP
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
What the fuck is up, you big pimp?
Had a killer time this weekend, dawg. What's the dealy on the Vegas trip for Thanksgiving? What a bomb-ass way to show the world that I am thankful. You and I in Sin City mackin' like mayors. Lock up your daughters, Vegas. And if we see Wayne Newton, we'll curb-stomp his ass in the very street that is named after him in a town full of desperate shitheads. Dayum, it's good to be on the top of the food chain.
Oh yeah, Jeff.... We're not going out like biznatches either... You better be ready to drop bank, game, party like rock stars - just like we did in Lithuania, last year.
SALTY WOOD CHIPS IN YOUR GAME, HOMEY. Rally back young Skyplayer. I'm coming to your town and the gloves are off.
P.S.
Ask your bro if we can take the Ferrari to Veags for the weekend. That would be the bomb-diggity! Think of it as our last chance to rain down on all Western females for a long time... Ella seria la mia, hermano.
P.P.S.
The offer still stands on the trip to England for Christmas. If not there, somewhere. Shit I neeedz me some mad vacation. I was thinking if England fell through, Amsterdam is a way killer time. Plus, I haven't done shrooms in years
Love and Respect,
OG PIUMP
LAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAATE!
supernovice:
oh... hmmmf... pfffft.... I SEE HOW IT IS.... LEAD ME DOWN THE PRIMROSE PATH AND DROP ME IN SOME FUCKING THORNS AND SHIT!!! DAAAAAYUM!!!! LOL.
Dood.... fucking stand by to se my nexy journal entry about this weekend trip. Holy fucking dilznitch... I need to have my fucking head examined. I could have bought us both tickets to Europe with the coin I dropped on this motherfucker... Don't have time to explain, gotta go meet this FIIIINE ASS stripper I met last night for lunch.
P.S.
Vatos blancos quien habla Espanol in Houston tiene MAD ASS FUCKING GAME! I was pimping like David Koresh this weekend... Got so many napkins with numbers in my pocket I feel like a fucking towel dispenser...
Siempre,
tu hermano retardado
Dood.... fucking stand by to se my nexy journal entry about this weekend trip. Holy fucking dilznitch... I need to have my fucking head examined. I could have bought us both tickets to Europe with the coin I dropped on this motherfucker... Don't have time to explain, gotta go meet this FIIIINE ASS stripper I met last night for lunch.
P.S.
Vatos blancos quien habla Espanol in Houston tiene MAD ASS FUCKING GAME! I was pimping like David Koresh this weekend... Got so many napkins with numbers in my pocket I feel like a fucking towel dispenser...
Siempre,
tu hermano retardado
"Bro is on!"
"Didn't trip."
"Pilot's laid to the bone!"
I love the jive talking scenes in Airplane... Holy shit, dude... When Mrs. Cleaver comes out and and talks to the 2 black dooods... ROTF! " jive-ass suckas..."
Old reruns on tv, raining like a motherfucker, cold, and I need to go shopping. Vacation is the bomb.
I'll be up late drinking spiked egg nog and wrapping presents..
im me if you see me..