q: how many punks does it take to change a lightbulb?
a: none. punk never changed anything.
a: none. punk never changed anything.
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Dear Universal Conciousness:
I would like to request reassignment. I am currently a local information-gathering adjunct for the Gaian Supermind (Earth, Sol System, Milky Way galaxy). Due to financial pressures, I formally request permission, at the behest of my gene suppliers, to get "a real job" and "grow up." Please note that is a request for temporary reassignment. Once i dig myself out of debt,...
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I would like to request reassignment. I am currently a local information-gathering adjunct for the Gaian Supermind (Earth, Sol System, Milky Way galaxy). Due to financial pressures, I formally request permission, at the behest of my gene suppliers, to get "a real job" and "grow up." Please note that is a request for temporary reassignment. Once i dig myself out of debt,...
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s5:
To Whom This May Concern:
At this time, we are no longer accepting applications for reassignment. Please attain enlightenment and resubmit your application.
With urgency,
The Universe.
At this time, we are no longer accepting applications for reassignment. Please attain enlightenment and resubmit your application.
With urgency,
The Universe.
girlblue:
By the way, you are amazing to know.
it is 4:30am. the clounds outside the miniblinds are backlit by dawn. light pushes through the haze of city dust - skin blown from vents, ash from abandoned cigarettes, the motes of long-dead autumn leaves. they hang in the air, pinned by photons, an insect box. the biomass is sleeping heavy. i hear a pulse.
i am glowing in cathode rays. my eyes are radiation...
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dia:
O's onto something here. Your text makes me wet.
tryptamine_____:
new idea for erotica to write: me, joyrider and thom yorke having a threesome. 
god bless los Estados Unidos de Mexico, and their willingness to provide gringos with pharmeceutical-grade pills and potions.
carumba!
carumba!
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tryptamine_____:
heh. don't forget to god bless canadia for the same, as well as some sticky weed. 
emperor_tane:
* Does his Emperor Tane pose *
Tane
Tane
there are people i know who love very deep, very fierce.
watching them live is watching a woman on fire in a rainstorm. water and wind hang above a parabola of clean heat. there is a hiss of steam around her: it is soft and insistant, the whisper of a drunk lover.
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thanks for the nice wishes, lovely people.
watching them live is watching a woman on fire in a rainstorm. water and wind hang above a parabola of clean heat. there is a hiss of steam around her: it is soft and insistant, the whisper of a drunk lover.
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thanks for the nice wishes, lovely people.
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entropy:
Happy birthday Joyrider. If I lived near you, I'd buy you a shot of McGillicutty.
girlblue:
Happy belated birthday!!! Those are beautiful words. Still trying to get my visit arranged for next month, it would not be complete without getting to talk in person with you. 27 was a good year for me. Here's hoping it is for you too.
As eternity changes him into himself, we don't have to wait for eternity. It is possible to become ourselves in the fullest ego-transcending form, even in this life.
- aldous huxley
Aldous Huxley woke up. We must do the same.
- jean houston
If anyone is not able to understand the unchanging patterns of things, that is not due to a lack of intelligence; it...
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- aldous huxley
Aldous Huxley woke up. We must do the same.
- jean houston
If anyone is not able to understand the unchanging patterns of things, that is not due to a lack of intelligence; it...
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dia:
Take me^^^ please.
entropy:
If you lived on the wheel, you'd already be home.
okay, so i just woke up to an unpleasant realization:
it's a bad sign when your dreams involve selling biker acid at DEF CON to Donald Sutherland, who is an FBI agent, being taken to Nellis AFB for debriefing, escaping, and bursting into the keynote address at DEF CON stumbling to the podium and announcing that strawberry ice cream is what the aliens are really...
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it's a bad sign when your dreams involve selling biker acid at DEF CON to Donald Sutherland, who is an FBI agent, being taken to Nellis AFB for debriefing, escaping, and bursting into the keynote address at DEF CON stumbling to the podium and announcing that strawberry ice cream is what the aliens are really...
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swingkitten:
can't even manage to DREAM about it? whiner ;-)
but seriously, your dreams approach and sometimes overshoot the weirdness of my own. that makes me feel a little better in some odd way. kudos and stuff. heh.
but seriously, your dreams approach and sometimes overshoot the weirdness of my own. that makes me feel a little better in some odd way. kudos and stuff. heh.
tryptamine_____:
sounds a little prophetic to me. but maybe i'm just trying to make meaning where there isn't any.
i am sick. sort of. more like queasy. maybe due to hunger + too much strong coffee.
i have two parties to go to tonight. the first is my friend mary suzanne's birthday party. msk is super nice, and i think she lurks about here on sg. i should ask. the second is some sort of beer thing at cody's house. i am not sure...
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i have two parties to go to tonight. the first is my friend mary suzanne's birthday party. msk is super nice, and i think she lurks about here on sg. i should ask. the second is some sort of beer thing at cody's house. i am not sure...
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tryptamine_____:
hmm. i haven't really delved into my past lives much, honestly. i feel like its more important that i live this one as it happens than to live one that i've already spent.
heh. i was just thinking today that i should find that sg chat sometime. but this is my roomie's comp, so i try to stay off it when he's around so that he can do his thing.
heh. i was just thinking today that i should find that sg chat sometime. but this is my roomie's comp, so i try to stay off it when he's around so that he can do his thing.
suoda:
hunger and too much strong coffee will damn near kill a man! you're lucky to be living!
i am not sure if this qualifies as irony:
today, i was driving to my insurance agent's office for an inspection. they wanted to make sure there was no prior damage to my car (i just changed carriers yesterday). i am sitting there, stopped in traffic, when i hear a BOOM and next thing i know my noggin is bouncing off my steering wheel. i...
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today, i was driving to my insurance agent's office for an inspection. they wanted to make sure there was no prior damage to my car (i just changed carriers yesterday). i am sitting there, stopped in traffic, when i hear a BOOM and next thing i know my noggin is bouncing off my steering wheel. i...
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olivia:
pooow cwis!
make sure you look after yourself, y'hear? don't make me come up there...
make sure you look after yourself, y'hear? don't make me come up there...
dia:
sweetie! I will rub your head for you... wait, that sounds wrong, but...
I'm glad you're okay. I hate people driving everywhere, all the time, like madmen. That is beyond ironic, that is movie ironic.
I'm glad you're okay. I hate people driving everywhere, all the time, like madmen. That is beyond ironic, that is movie ironic.
i am reading journals more. i notice that there are a lot of sad, lonely people on sg. it's too bad, all this lonliness.
lonliness is just a sensation, ultimately no different than the sensation of happiness, or the sensation of stubbing your toe. nothing to be feared. go into it and check it out - being alone is not so bad. isolation is not...
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lonliness is just a sensation, ultimately no different than the sensation of happiness, or the sensation of stubbing your toe. nothing to be feared. go into it and check it out - being alone is not so bad. isolation is not...
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dia:
Every once in awhile it just needs to be said that I love you and that you really are Mother Teresa with a cooler name and better moral fibre.
*mwah*!!!
*mwah*!!!
digdug:
Joy-
I didn't mean to make any generalizations. I just know this to be true of some people.
I completelty agree with the least part of what you said. It is quite difficult finding people with whom you wanna spend time. Most of my friends I only sorta like. I could go on and on for pages as to why I think this occurs, but who wants to read that? Certainly not me
I didn't mean to make any generalizations. I just know this to be true of some people.
I completelty agree with the least part of what you said. It is quite difficult finding people with whom you wanna spend time. Most of my friends I only sorta like. I could go on and on for pages as to why I think this occurs, but who wants to read that? Certainly not me
A: 6. One to change it and 5 to argue if it's punk or not.
q. how many emo kids does it take to change a lightbulb?
a. 5. one to change it and 4 to bitch about how much better stephen malkmus would have done it.