joyfuldemise

Update: Job interview went well. Surgery went well but was profoundly gross and equally uncomfortable. At least, they tell me it went well. I am not allowed to look at it (no, really), so I still have not even seen the work. Also, all of the foods that I normally eat are forbidden. I would not be surprised if I drop 5 pounds in the next week simply due to the fact that there is nothing good to eat. I'm kind of hoping that's the case, as I'd hate to eat this shit in vain. Do you understand how cruel it is to put someone with an oral fixation on an all-yoghurt-and-jello diet?!

Hey, has anyone heard of a musical called Avenue Q? My brother introduced me to the soundtrack. It's a cynical just-for-grown-ups parody of Sesame Street and it's nothing short of magnificent. It's full of songs like "The Internet Is For Porn", "Everyone's A Little Bit Racist" "Schadenfreude" and "If You Were Gay". Be glad you don't have to see me trying to sing with a mouth that's stitched and swollen shut.