jovia

MOTHERS HIDE YOUR DAUGHTERS.

jovia checks her email and what does she find?

not one, but two gift accounts, given by the irrepressible S_Eldorado and the effervescent additionad. i can't believe you guys would spend money on me, because honestly, i'm only really so-so. so-so hot.

but holy shit, do you guys fucking rule. i owe you. whaddya want, boob pictures? i got boob pictures.

i bought wow again. it's enroute. i'm going to make a character on like every server and i'm never going outside again, ever.

i got a haircut. WANT TO SEE? too bad.




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today, at work, a guy who was riding a moped told me i was the cutest girl he'd ever seen. a few hours later, a different man called me a goddess.

this happened because of my eye makeup, i've decided.


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so what's up? i'm here for at least another year, courtesy my fine feathered friends. what do you want to talk about? i'm going to bed right now, but tell you what, you go ahead and talk and i'ma come right back here when i wake up and i'm gonna read what you said. you tell your mama and them i asked her how she's durrrrrrrn.