jovia

people really do the most disgusting things in public restrooms.

yesterday i was in the break room at work, playing super breakout on my phone (chya), when a friendly coworker of mine enters. he starts putting on latex gloves with a vengeance, like something out of a gynecological, tool-esque nightmare.

says i, "wtf."

"just got a report that there are some magazines and books on the floor of the men's restroom," he says. his face is grim.

"did he look grossed out?" i don't really want an answer, but i do. i get a nod in response. "ewwww. i want all the details."

he comes in a few minutes later and drops the stack on the ground. sure enough, it's unzipped, freshman, and the illustrated guide to gay sex. soaked in urine? spooge i could understand. why would you piss all over it?

yuck.