jovanka

Ok so I come home from my super happy fun horron convention in NY to find that some ASSHOLE piece of shit cocksmoker has stolen the $800 carbon fiber after market exhuast pipe off my motorcycle. I swear to god, these fucking kids who don't want to educate themselves and get jobs who steal from others are gonna fuckin PAY. I hate this shit. They think its a victimless crime because "they probably have insurance for it". BULLSHIT. How about the 300 dollar deductible that I have to get my mechanic to try to bury into the price so I won't be out of pocket...and the week I'm missing riding that I'm paying insurance for. UGH. Die DIE DIE!!!! I have always HATED thieves. It's a violation. Needless to say I'm pissed. I'm gonna go to a mall in the suburbs, find the first piece of shit driving a lowered Honda Civic with a motorcycle pipe fitted onto it (these little pukes are doing this nowadays, the slip-on pipes made for some bikes will fit onto cars if you know what you are doing), pull him out of the car through the window and beat the shit out of him with his own shoes. Be back soon.
---Holy crap, one of the other chicks I share that parking space with got her bike stolen Friday night. They came back with a stolen van. Perhaps they would have picked mine up too if it weren't at the shop waiting for a new pipe. The fuckin losers made some traffic violations and got pulled over so they bailed out of the truck and went running. They didn't catch them but they are finger printing the bike. Fuckin kids. Tis the season. I still haven't gotten mine back yet but I bought a brand new jacket and boots for riding. Joe Rocket women's sportbike leathers....I'll take a pic of me all geared up when I get my baby back....