Its MY PLEASURE in Portland, OR is the coolest female sex toy store I have ever been to. Whoever invented the conventional vibrators OBVIOUSLY had a big penis and obviously knows nothing about female anatomy. A vibrating object shaped like a penis meant for what a penis does MAKES NO SENSE WHATSOEVER. So at THIS store, they had FEMALE designed vibrators that were for surface contact flat and strong, and adjustable and easy on the hand from a self-use angle. I know what I'm saving my money for 
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joubee:
you won't be able to introduce yourself to me because I'm going totally incognitol........I'll be lerking in the shadows........there will be no telling where I will be!! WOOHAHAHHAHA.
alyssum:
I don't know that I really do depressive, but today I'm still feeling a little manic, and I'd definitely classify that as a good thing. Bouncing off the walls with wound-up glee. 
I have a long weekend ahead of me, going to visit people in Eugene, I'm alive and healthy, so all is well.
I have a long weekend ahead of me, going to visit people in Eugene, I'm alive and healthy, so all is well.