joubee

Enough of the novel writing. I want to speak in boring descriptive list ways!

1. I am excited that aries is coming to visit me in MY home this weekend. I am in love with her.

2. This fucking french class sucks and is rewining my drink every night plans because I don't want to think or be philisophical at the moment. I just want to go to strip clubs and burp and try to seduce gay men.

3. I feel beautiful and desireable lately...it's on and off.

4. I realized that Devo's "whip it" is by far their weakest song in comparison to their other great tunes that i never heard.......thank you Slate! (She is letting me stay in her house with her and her nice boyfriend and her dog IS my boyfriend...Mmmmmmmmm, Harley) Where's the peanutbutter?

5. (Please do not comment is stupid ways to this saying things like "huh...you can come over to my house baby..huh huh huh) I am feel like I am in HS again. My hormones are resurging after depo is wearing off my body and i have sexual thoughts all day. So much so that I have invented sex toys that are going to make me millions...MILLIONS. I am dreaming of girls.