SATAN MUST HAVE BEEN NAPPING YESTERDAY...WHOOPS!!!
In a fit of exhaustion, (due to his intense productivity of the last half decade) speculators can only assume Satan involuntarily dozed off as Americans hurriedly assembled to perform that one task that's asked of them less than annually, they voted. Not only did they show up, but they made their voices heard in a manner that suggests "no" on Armageddon, cockfights and exotic orphan dancing.
Let's pray to God that maybe God noticed and will take pity on us, knowing that when Satan is napping, we are not a COMPLETE clay-for-brains, dullest-tools-in-the- shed-of-the-world country_and maybe give us back a little ozone, or turn strip malls into flamingo ponds or something.
In a fit of exhaustion, (due to his intense productivity of the last half decade) speculators can only assume Satan involuntarily dozed off as Americans hurriedly assembled to perform that one task that's asked of them less than annually, they voted. Not only did they show up, but they made their voices heard in a manner that suggests "no" on Armageddon, cockfights and exotic orphan dancing.
Let's pray to God that maybe God noticed and will take pity on us, knowing that when Satan is napping, we are not a COMPLETE clay-for-brains, dullest-tools-in-the- shed-of-the-world country_and maybe give us back a little ozone, or turn strip malls into flamingo ponds or something.
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sofreshsoclean:
good seeing you last week. always too short.
catdad:
Looks like Satan is overcompensating for something with those horns.