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joubee

los angeles

SG Since 2003

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Sunday Jul 06, 2003

Jul 6, 2003
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Today I went to Omsi,
and boy am I clumsy,
I made a big break,
and higherd my stakes (in the stock market),
and now I'm a rich bitch mother fucker,
and you'd want to suck her.

I had a joy today playing in this children's exhibit teaching about.....ooooooooooh stock.......and aaaaaaaaaah paper money........and how to discover percentages...WOW. Then I saw it was sponsored by Nasdaq Hmmmmmmmmmmmm.........they are reaching our children....RUUUUUUUUUN...If I see stock market broadcast being viewed over some 2nd graders phone, I think I may give a visit to a high bridge....soon.
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thee_blacklisted:
Hey girl -- not much up here, just trying to pimp my own and others' art around as usual. And sure I'll show you around -- love to! You gots to meet Miss Piss and Jesse and Godzuki and all the other cool-ass Seattle SG mofos -- we got lots of good live music clubs, nowhere near as great strip clubs, all that shit.

You KNOW Kerouac wasn't good enough for you baby -- he had a serious mommy complex, man, and the Catholic thing, whew -- stay away from boys like that.

Ask me about your favorite Beat writers -- I got to meet almost all of 'em in NYC in the '80s. I know, whoop dee doo.
Jul 8, 2003
girlblue:
re: glasses

a friend picked them up at a yard sale. smile
Jul 10, 2003

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