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Friday Apr 21, 2006

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RANDOM SEX TIPS FOR BOYS #1

When enjoying a woman's company (front door but back view), be sure to NOT grab on her butt pulling in opposite directions. This is totally uncomfortable and leads to excretions that will make her feel less than proper (like it's her fault). Stick to back or theighs. THANKS!!!


RANDOM SAYIN THINGS TIPS FOR GIRLS #2

Don't say "Oh, that's cool you look 17 at 24 cause you'll look younger when you're all old." No, this is not true. You just end up looking like an old child with Progeria. I"ll look for a picture to post of an example. So, stop trying to make us feel better when we get an eye brow from the bartender.
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Apr 24, 2006
kellmcqueen:
botox will cure that nothing like a little poison to freeze your face in time.............are you speaking from experience about tip #1 ?
Apr 24, 2006

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