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joubee

los angeles

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Wednesday Jun 11, 2003

Jun 11, 2003
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So I have my last final tomorrow,
for this reason I how no sorrow,
and then I will go to Alaska,
I said Alaska not Nebraska (you dumb cunt),
For this weekend I will get very shitty,
My bank is well in supply so have no pitty,
SaturdaySlate and I will see 101 strippers,
and we will begin at Dino's where the girls are "thicker",
In July Aries is kind enough to do my hair,
hopefully when I walk down the street noone will stare,
one last thing,
the 80s vintage on e bay makes me want to sing

Thank you for reading my incredibly shallow dim witted ryme ......................and now you are dumber as a result.


oink
VIEW 18 of 18 COMMENTS
jurasic:
So when are you comming back...I think my internet will be disconnected...wednesday~!
Jun 14, 2003
stormy:
i kinda half assed looked for you last night, but couldnt find you let alone hump your leg. and i dont care if ida no, isnt nice, the coolest girls arent *says with stars in her eyes*
Jun 14, 2003

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