joubee

Tell your pal I'll send the hospital bill to her...I actually broke my finger & rushed to the emergency room...


Okay no I didn't...I'll talk to you more next time & hope we can get the German sausage & fondu too...Are you going to the sushi thing...

Another example: my terrible performance at lazertag was sheer artifice, so that the hott ladies would feel good about themselves and see me as the nice, sensitive guy, when really they were a weak bunch of sissies and I was masterfully in control every step of the way.

Ahem...

Yeah, and maybe I'm a chinese jet pilot. You rock, sister. Sorry I didn't get to fling you around the dance flo' at Dantes' but perhaps another time.