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I hate walking. My blisters have blisters. I'm just going to suck it up, pop them, and find better shoes... then do it all again tomorrow.

FAU is a nice campus... eventually, I think I'll go there.

I'm going walking...

I've been having a couple problems with the X-box... if the disc is the least bit smudged, it will freeze halfway through my game. I hope its not time for a new system.

Showbiz Moms and Dads is the greatest show I've ever seen... at least in the last 24 hours.

If my name was Duncan Nutter, I would change that shit so fast it would make your head spin.

Who knew Bravo didn't suck so bad?

I have to stop staying up until 6 in the morning. By the time I wake up, everything is closed. This, coupled with the fact that my bank was closed until today, means I'm broke.... my check doesn't clear until tomorrow. This is a problem because I'm hungry. I didn't want to take the life of crime I left behind with me here, but I...
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Outlaw golf, why do you rule so much?

Ok, it ididn't rain last night, and I got out of work on time to see the fireworks... after a 10 minute conversation at the road block with the cop to try to get him to let me pass. "But I live there!!!"


Right on.

HAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!!!!!!!!!!

It's fucking pouring out. I'm happy as a pig in shit. This means the fireworks are postponed til tomorrow night, when I won't be working. Plus, rich people melt in water, so they usually don't show up to the country club when it rains. On top of all that, my truck could really use a good rinsing...

Fan effing tastic. It is July 4th and all my fireworks are 1500 miles away from here. Not only did no one tell me that there is a slow seaon here in Florida, but they also failed to mention that fireworks were legal. At least I can buy beer on Sunday.

Spiderman 2 fucking ruled. However, if they play the stupid "Spiderman, Spiderman, does whatever a spider can" song in the third one too, no ammount of Bruce Campbell or nippage from Kirsten Dunst in the cold rain will make up for how hard I will hit the projectionist.


Go see this movie. Plug your ears for the song.

This probably should have gone up at 11:46 p.m. Sunday night, but I forgot. What the hell happened to Captain Murphy on Selab 2021? He made that fucking show. If it still sucks next week, I'm going to be writing a stern letter to the people at Adult Swim.


Also, I'm watching the Press Your Luck story on the Game Show Network about the guy...
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