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R. Kelley and Jay-Z are touring together this year. The name of the tour? Best of Both Worlds Tour. I wonder if anyone told either of them what that means... probably not, seeing as how they're going through with it. I say that transexuals of the world should protest outside of every venue this tour plays... that would be hi-fucking-larious. Also, for the record, running...
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I think that Dumbo would be a million times better if there was one well placed curse word. When the crows are starting to make fun of him and are at the end of the first verse, a nice "shit" would have been fantastic.

"I've seen a horse fly"
"I've seen a dragon fly"
" he he...I've seen a house fly"
"(Shit) I've seen all...
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Now for the update.

I didn't want to say this prematurely, but my truck was stolen... sort of. The guido I was selling it to gave me a thousand bucks then borrowed it, as he had before, but never came back with the rest of the cash. He's not anwsering his phone and he's not down the street where he used to be. I guess...
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I only sleep about 4 hours a night, but its a very deep sleep. Well, I was woken up tonight with my patio furniture being blown down the hall. Shit. Guess it really is hurricane season.


I think I have to go fill my bathtub with fresh water or something.

I have a lot to say, but not now... I'm such a tease.

Well, the week with Brian is over. I'm sad. We did have fun though. Drove into Miami for a day. It was pretty rad. Miami rules so much, they even have Will Smith and Shaq standing at the city limits saying hi to everyone, giving out free tickets to a Miami Heat game or to see I, Robot. I'm kind of pissed I'm broke, because...
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I have a huge update and I plan on doing it soon, but first I have to drive to West Palm Beach... fucking shit.

Manchurian Canidate = fucked up. I do have this to say though. If I see another close up of Denzel Washington, it will be too soon...

I tried to quit tonight, but they just pulled me back in. The douche-nozzle chef was yelling at me tonight so I took my apron off and told the boss that I didn't have to take it and I'd just turn my shirts in when I got my last paycheck... fucking hell if they didn't call me back in and then Chance just yelled at...
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I went to Miami Beach today. It was awesome. Will Smith was hanging out at the city limits with a giant sign that said "Welcome to Miami.... Please see I, Robot".


Well, I had to work tonight. I was all set to go in and have them send me home. Just as well, I need the money. Working 2 jobs already and looking for number...
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