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NOBODY ROCKS THE MIC LIKE DU JOUR
RIDE ON YOUR MOTORBIKE WITH DU JOUR
KICKIN' IT IN THE BENZ WITH DU JOUR
BANGIN' ROUND THE WORLD WITH
WISH YOU COULD BE FRIENDS WITH DU JOUR

THIS IS THE LIFE, I'M TRAVELLING ROUND THE WORLD WITH DU JOUR
LIVING A DREAM AND MEETING DIFFERENT GIRLS ON TOUR
ALWAYS THOUGHT THAT WE WOULD BLOW UP JUST LIKE...
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Well, scratch the substitute teaching thing for now. I learned today that I'll be working mornings at the bar starting in the next couple weeks. Fine by me. Full time hours means that I get wicked health care (its paid for by the company, I pay nothing) so I can get the new glasses and sunglasses I so desperately need. This will also allow a...
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I just can't win. It has come to my attention that a major dating trend is girls dating guys older than them. So when I'm 30, then girls who are my age now will want to date me. Guess again, trends change, so by the time I'm 30, 23 year old girls will date in thier own age bracket and older women (30 or so)...
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My tongue is purple. For the love of Rowdy Roddy Piper, I love grape Kool-Aid.

She may be an idiot, but that's why I love her. Jessica Simpson is just like a cartoon character based on herself. Like the new VMA commercials. One where she gets a call saying they're in Miami, so she tears apart her bedroom and eventually finds her passport. I would love to have Jessica Simpson as a pet. Every time she did something so adorably...
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Young MC, why do your lyrics dictate my life.

"You've got no money,
You've got no car,
You've got no woman...
So there you are."

How true that rings... I am indeed here.

I need money. Not just like an extra 60 bucks here and there, but some serious coinage. Did you know I did my 7th grade science project on mutagenic occurances in human...
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my heart hurts... I'm going back to bed now.