joshxxx

I must sat, I love old Christmas specials.

If on the list of things I want to do sexually there is included, but not limited to a midget, a latin woman, an asian woman, and a threeway, do I get to cross them all off the list if I have a three way with a latin midget and an asian chick, or do I only get to cross one off?

I'm kind of hoping that I don't wake up in the morning. I'm just so tired. I know I try to stay up beat by saying that I'm still a kid and could live another lifetime before I had to start actually settling down and stuff, but man, I do not want to go through 20 more years of being this tired and lonely.


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I was told I seem to be much more agitated than usual. Guess I will have to take full advantage of that day off on Sunday to unwind.

I have all next Saturday off and I plan on spending it in one of two ways. Catching up on the movies I've missed (Team America, Seed of Chucky, and The Incredibles) or falling victim to my depression and sleeping all day. I haven't decided yet.


Also, I'd like to send a big WTF out to the stupid clerk at Payless who wouldn't leave me...
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Anyone else ever wake up and spend the day thinking you were the butt of some cosmic joke?


...cause I sure do.

Oh yeah, I had a dream that was just too weird to ignore.

I was in a building that caught on fire when my televison blew up. Then the Ninja Turtles came to save me but just pushed me out the window instead. I fell and got up on the sidewalk. They all escaped the burning building but one of them went back in and...
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