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I forget which stand-up comic did a bit on getting new glasses, but its pretty darn true. He went on about how people seem to put off getting new glasses to the last possible moment, but are shocked when they finally do get them and can see, like it wasn't the easiest thing in the world to do. In any case, I do the bit...
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I collect sketchbooks because I'm scared.

When I was in high school, my art teacher (Mrs Briody, who fucking ruled) gave me a sketchbook for our graduation. It was a very nice, leather bound sketchbook with an inscription on the inside. It read something along the lines of... "Just like the pages of your future, the pages of this sketchbook are empty. It is up...
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Its Friday night.
And the mood is right
Gonna have some fun
Show you how its done
T.G.I.F.



Television on Friday nights has blown since the early 90's.

I'm going to do push-ups until my nose bleeds, then I'm going to punch myself in the crotch.

What are your weekend plans?

I was 2 seconds from putting in my bid for a violin, when it turns out that shipping and handling is an additional 30 bucks. I may as well just buy one at a store if I'm going to spend all the cash I'd save on S&H.

Drove out to Deerfield today. I picked up my clothes, porn, and NES. I've got the NES hooked...
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I think I have some weird ass OCD because looking at my page, Neko is the only one of my 5 favorites not looking at the camera in her avatar, and its kind of driving me crazy, but she's the reason I joined (renewed), so she's staying up there..

I think I'm going to buy a violin. They are pretty cheap if you get them...
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Mardi Gras is on Feb 8th this year, so I won't have time or money or transportation to get there. Oh well, there's always next year. I figure Vegas and Massachusetts this summer, then Mardi Gras next February, then the Grand Canyon road trip next summer, then I transfer to a school back in Massachusetts.

Pats are going to the Super Bowl. My last prediction...
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Its midnight on a Saturday. This thing I call a social life needs some serious work. First, I need a job. I am driving out to Deerfield tomorrow to pick up my clothes, so I shouldn't be jobless for much longer.

Ever have a movie stuck in your head, but can't remember any of the actors or the title? Well, I do know and its driving me fucking bonkers.

A horror movie about a girl that doesn't have any friends, so her only friend is a doll. She works in a vets office helping sick cats. Her boss is a famous actress, and tries to get...
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Jeepers. With Mardi Gras in a month or so, Vegas and Massachusetts in July, and school in September, when will I have time to go to the Grand Canyon. Ipso facto, when will I have teh money to go to the Grand Canyon. Maybe I'll make that my first road trip when I get an actual motorcycle.

I have a huge crush on Rachael Ray....
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