Boca Burgers Rule
They may smell like burnt corn flakes
But rule with hot sauce
School application.
An essay is all that's left.
Then I can mail it.
I shake all the time.
I drink way too much soda.
It's time to cut back.
I am so damn bored.
Someone come arm wrestle me.
The gauntlet is thrown.
If anyone can loan me 2540 dollars,...
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They may smell like burnt corn flakes
But rule with hot sauce
School application.
An essay is all that's left.
Then I can mail it.
I shake all the time.
I drink way too much soda.
It's time to cut back.
I am so damn bored.
Someone come arm wrestle me.
The gauntlet is thrown.
If anyone can loan me 2540 dollars,...
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xposingxpinupx:
I would if i had the money. Well, maybe. You would have to give me some form of collateral though. LIKE A FREAKING KIDNEY. 
alyk:
I know, lovey...that's why I suggested it...break dance fighting kicks ass... 
Oh, Gil Grissom, why are your puns before the opening credits either so horrible they make me want to shut off the television or so hilarious I can't stop laughing until after the first commercial break?
I caught a bit of the final four on television today. Why is the big ol' macho NBA using songs from the Josie and the Pussycats movie as commercial...
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I caught a bit of the final four on television today. Why is the big ol' macho NBA using songs from the Josie and the Pussycats movie as commercial...
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alyk:
why did you leave worcester? they have a mall and the dcu center, and umm...well, I think that might be all worcester has....oh, and they have an assload of snow... 
alyk:
It's an inflatable bunny by Jeff Koons, the weirdo who is also responsible for this
Oh man, I am so tired.
First, just as I was about to go to sleep, mother dear decides that it's time to go to the museum. I am glad that I got to go, as there was a fantastic Matese and Picasso exhibit. They don't allow cameras or phones in the exhibit, but I took a picture of the sentinal statues out front with...
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First, just as I was about to go to sleep, mother dear decides that it's time to go to the museum. I am glad that I got to go, as there was a fantastic Matese and Picasso exhibit. They don't allow cameras or phones in the exhibit, but I took a picture of the sentinal statues out front with...
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schoolgirl:
awww, night hon. "I hope you have some deep and interesting dreams that you will ponder tomorrow." that's what I tell my daughter every night before I love you.
I'M NOT GOING GRAY!!! Boo yeah.
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alyk:
Thank god for horny elderly ladies...
chelsea:
Thanks for the compliment on my set, and I can't wait to go grey, it will be much easier to dye my hair... 
I want a boca burger... I can't wait the three hours for Publix to open so I can go get some. I'll just have to settle for a yogurt.
... again, if I go gray, I'll be back. Cross my heart.
... again, if I go gray, I'll be back. Cross my heart.
Shit. Tomorrow is my billing day and I only have a dollar fifty in my bank account. I may be gray for a week, but I am going to try to keep that from happening. Right now, I'm off to get my ass employed and try to get some cash.
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alyk:
trying to get instructors to curse? that's almost as bad as sexually harassing a priest...
in case you were wondering, "operation alyk acting like a tard" is going well...today I think I'm going to wear really high waisted pants and use a lot of hand gestures...some guy who loves maple syrup told me that kind of thing was attractive...
in case you were wondering, "operation alyk acting like a tard" is going well...today I think I'm going to wear really high waisted pants and use a lot of hand gestures...some guy who loves maple syrup told me that kind of thing was attractive...
alyk:
I'm sure there are wealthy 80 year old women all over the naples area who would willing to pay fifty dollars for a few hours of your time...Take some initiative and get your ass out on the street...your bills are not going to pay themselves...
I've been awake for 24 hours now. I am showing no signs of stopping. It is hot as shit outside. I was going to go to the movies later, but there's nothing I want to see. Maybe I'll try to get some sleep... or watch tv. I haven't decided yet.
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xposingxpinupx:
im not used to sleeping next to someone. and my bed mate is a bed hog and a hardcore snorer. SO, its hard to sleep. Plus , this place is still new and doesnt feel like home.
xposingxpinupx:
its fun. Plus, you get free stuff, whenever we get promo stuff we get to take one home. thats how i got the xena swords. plus, you get a 40% discount at Suncoast and Sam Goody. the people at my store kinda suck cause their lazy but i still like it.
I feel a strong urge to update, but I have not a damn thing to say. I'm so bored, I think I may go get a job tomorrow. Money is good, since I have none and only like a week left before I go gray. Something I don't want to happen, but if does, is only very very temporary.
Oh well, if I have something...
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Oh well, if I have something...
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Humankind cannot gain anything without first giving something in return. To obtain, something of equal value must be lost. That is Alchemy's first law of Equivalent Exchange.
I got my phone back today. I have a line to the outside world again.
I have so much cleaning to do, it's not even funny. Ok, maybe it's a little funny.
Ruining an event is so much...
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I got my phone back today. I have a line to the outside world again.
I have so much cleaning to do, it's not even funny. Ok, maybe it's a little funny.
Ruining an event is so much...
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alyk:
Rachael Ray? Really? If you're cool enough to drink an entire bottle of maple syrup, you're too cool to be watching $40 a day... 
alyk:
I'm from Quincy/Brookline and I'm a Johnson & Wales dropout...I had no idea those things would allow me to act like a total retard and still get laid...But now that I do, I'm making some serious life changes...
It's a private club...Child abuse is only tolerated on public courses...
It's a private club...Child abuse is only tolerated on public courses...
They say that revenge is a dish best served cold. My revenge will be coldest on April 1st, 2006.
I was plesantly surprised by a stalker today. Hahahaha
I didn't make it to the bank, but I will tomorrow, otherwise, I'm up the creek without a paddle. I will get the cash, get my phone back on, buy a pizza, and then go see Diary...
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I was plesantly surprised by a stalker today. Hahahaha
I didn't make it to the bank, but I will tomorrow, otherwise, I'm up the creek without a paddle. I will get the cash, get my phone back on, buy a pizza, and then go see Diary...
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xposingxpinupx:
Sorry about last night AIM was gay and kicked me off and then it wouldnt start right so i just gave up.
I only take the time to stalk the ones i truelly care about. Now can you please open the curtains? Its hard to peep with them closed.
I only take the time to stalk the ones i truelly care about. Now can you please open the curtains? Its hard to peep with them closed.