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It looks like I have leprosy. My whole face is falling off. Where's Jesus when you need him? Somewhere, there's a picture of me getting more handsome.

Edit to add:

A couple posts down, I talked about needing an instruction manual to girls. It's all settled now, but here's the story.

A month or two ago, I met this girl. We got along great. She...
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alyk:
I think she sounds like a fucking drama queen who needs a lot of attention from a lot of other guys...She probably has very low self-esteem and uses guys to give her confidence...

I know you already know this, but I think you should just stay away from her...Blow her off a few times like she has done to you, it will drive her fucking nuts...She's not going to change, josh...You will be going back to school soon (right?) and you'll meet new chicks who are much cooler than this fruitcake... wink

I'm a member of the zoolander group, but I'm not sure about the bullshit thing...I'll ask around...
bluevalentine:
Well, at least the cool thing about being a leper is being able to hang out in some lovely island colony!

And I never told ya this but Joshua is one of my favourite names.
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OMFG... my white Irish ass is so sunburned (ok, not my ass, but it may as well be and join the burn party that's going on all over my upper body).

9 a.m.: I'm in Pompano, I made it out there before the sun was up, not a big deal. I'm there to get my plates and the last of the paperwork finished. The clutch...
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alyk:
I just read this in the suicide boys group:

Raedyn said onApril 28, 2005 @ 10:22PMREPLY just wanting to invite everyone who can go... ti's goign to be amazing!@!@!@)(*#

Tuesday, May 3 starting at 10pm there will be a White Trash Party at Tech Pizza Apt ..5 on Highland St. In Worcester, MA. This will be the third White Trash Bash, come in costume preferably, there will be plenty of beverages, 40s aplenty, much beirut, and a $1 taco stand. Admission for anyone is $5. Come one come all, everyone is welcome! Leave me a message if you need to know how to get there, or are interested in more info.

need some hot boys to be there !!!

They need you!!! and they have tacos...
negative:


The bottle is the Pure Cane Sugar version I asked you about and the other is a teeny Japanese can. You can't really tell from the picture, but it is only 2 inches tall.

Thank you
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-A haiku about my favorite condiment.

Oh, Tobasco Sauce,
Both my friend, and enemy.
You make my ass burn.

-I never learn. I put the stuff on everything, then whine like a little princess when it comes to business time.


-I made spaghetti and meatballs for supper. Home made, from scratch, and it was delicious.

-Had a fight with Janet today. She wanted me to...
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alyk:
exactly...I love amherst...perfect place for a roller derby team...yay for short shorts...!
negative:
Hey, do you have non-diet Cherry Vanilla Dr. Pepper in Florida?


Wait, who's moving to Am'erst?

Thank you
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I do believe that was the first journal entry with double digit comments I've ever had. I feel like Mr Popluar.

I had sausage pizza for supper, which means sausage pizza for breakfast.

I call tomorrow morning about my you-know-what, and if it has gone in for a service inspection, I get to go pick it up. Woo mother fucking hoo.

I actually got to...
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alyk:
dude, there has to be some other alternative for you...don't let her ruin your life...what if you moved back home and went to school there?

as far as rent...what's she going to do if you don't pay her? take you to People's Court? she couldn't make your life anymore miserable than she already does...you might as well tell her to go fuck herself...new england moms... puke
alyk:
I would be willing to write you a letter of recommedation that says, "Josh is crazy hot...I recommend you sleep with him." You could hand that out to every girl you meet...We could get it notarized...

Did we have dinner yet? I'm starving...
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- Matzo ball soup is delicious.


The following rant about money and my family was put in spoiler tags because it is long and bitchy and I've said it a million times before, but it's just getting to me again and I needed to vent.

SPOILERS! (Click to view)

- Janet is back in town. Her first words off the plane? "What are you buying...
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bluevalentine:
take me now!
bluevalentine:
Smartass


hey! thats why youre in mensa wink
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I am now the proud owner of a 1983 Honda Nighthawk. It's being serviced now and I can pick it up on Tuesday. Who wants the first ride?

I think I'm going to start letting people decide my diet from now on. Tonight I had the single most delicious breaded chicken sandwich ever, made to order at my local Publix deli with a side of...
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alyk:
can we have donuts tomorrow morning?
alyk:
oh my god, I swear to you that was exactly what I wanted...you are my food soulmate...There are no dunkin donuts in oklahoma that I know of...How weird is that? Back home they're on every corner...
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xposingxpinupx:
Deal, Do you want marinara sauce or the alfredo?


Motorcycles = one way trip down sex alley indeed. biggrin
prockg:
OMG I have such a sick thing for guys on motorcycles. Not the bandana wearing hells angel types. It's something about the helmet. *shiver*

Come quick, I'm trying out the XXX word list on isketch!!!
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My favorite part of Pimp My Ride is when Xzibit drives the car into the shop for the first time and the whole crew gives one simultaneous over dramatic "Oh, NO!!!" look. Like it's the absoloute worst car they've ever seen... ever.

I need to do some laundry tomorrow.

Actually, I need to do a hell of a lot more than just laundry.

Since Janet...
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alyk:
random fact about alyk...my favorite line from animal house is "may we dance with yo dates?"

The day I got home it was patriots day, the marathon was going on, and a sox game...the city was crazy...fucking hot, too...mid 80's in the middle of april...
prockg:
Thanks for isketching. kiss

Movies I have never seen (shhh...)

Clockwork Orange
Gone with the Wind
Easy Rider
Drugstore Cowboy
And I just saw the entirety of The Graduate last year.

Oh, and my favorite part of Pimp my Ride is when hyper white chicks jump on Xzibit and he kind of looks worried, like he might get in trouble or something. smile
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I'm glad I get unlimited movies for 18 bucks, otherwise I'd ask for my money back. Sky Captain and the World of Tomorrow was the absoloute worst movie I've ever seen. It was even worse than Dungeons and Dragons with Marlon Waynes. I want to sue everyone involved for my 2 + hours back. There was no reason for half of that to be digital....
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alyk:
house of yes was really good, but that fucking tori spelling almost ruined the movie...nepotism sucks (unless I'm the one benefiting from it)... wasn't rachael leigh cook in that movie for like five seconds? that reminds me of something I was going to tell you: rachael ray got married...I thought I should be the one to tell you...
alyk:
I'm leaving tomorrow...Is your brother in boston?

I'm going to a wake...which sounds sad, but really it means a drunk catholic family arm wrestling each other...talk to you later, homie...
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I wish netflix was a woman so I could put the moves on her.
alyk:
I wish a pizza was a girl so I could eat it...oh my god...what am I talking about? shocked

are we still on for that pushup contest?