After some consideration, I have come to the conclusion that Full House is a horrid show. How it lasted as long as it did is beyond me. Why I watched it every week is beyond me. Why, when coupled with Family Matters and Step by Step on ABC's TGIF lineup, the earth didn't colapse upon itself in a black hole of pure suck is also...
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alyk:
I watched the most retarded reality show this morning on A&E...It was about a magician who looks like a Bon Jovi roadie...He didn't juggle, but thanks to him, I think I can levitate people now...
lilyk:
did you see the contest in my journal?
Am I destined to go through life with at least one of my holes plugged at all times? (That sounds dirty)
My left ear has been blocked for a while. I went swimming the other day and blocked up my right ear. Just now the right ear unblocked (after a date with Deborx) but now my nose is completely stopped up and I am doing...
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My left ear has been blocked for a while. I went swimming the other day and blocked up my right ear. Just now the right ear unblocked (after a date with Deborx) but now my nose is completely stopped up and I am doing...
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negative:
>In any case, a South Shore tour is sounding pretty rad... We'll paint the town red and it will rule... I'm guessing... I have no clue what there is to do around there.
Ha ha! And I live even further from the South Shore than you do. I'm not really sure what we would do either, apart from eating a whole lot of food.
>Ok, I'm done rambling. Welcome back.
Thanks. So most of Florida is like that with the Yankees? I got the impression it was just in Tampa because of the Steinbrenner/Spring training connection.
I was in a hotel bar in Virginia surrounded by Yankees fans last year for game 3 of the ALCS. It was rough, but the next 4 days made up for it in spades.
Thank you
Ha ha! And I live even further from the South Shore than you do. I'm not really sure what we would do either, apart from eating a whole lot of food.
>Ok, I'm done rambling. Welcome back.
Thanks. So most of Florida is like that with the Yankees? I got the impression it was just in Tampa because of the Steinbrenner/Spring training connection.
I was in a hotel bar in Virginia surrounded by Yankees fans last year for game 3 of the ALCS. It was rough, but the next 4 days made up for it in spades.
Thank you
alyk:
I think Tomkat would be crazy enough to vacation in Weymouth...
What's up with the diet? Have you eaten anything that would make me jealous lately?
What's up with the diet? Have you eaten anything that would make me jealous lately?
Some interesting facts I learned while watching shark week on the Discovery Channel:
-More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks every year.
-Punching sharks in the face pisses them off.
-Sharks can digest metal.
-Sharks can tell time, but only with digital clocks... analog clocks confuse them
-A shark can smell blood from a mile away, but can smell peanut M&Ms from five....
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-More people are killed by falling coconuts than sharks every year.
-Punching sharks in the face pisses them off.
-Sharks can digest metal.
-Sharks can tell time, but only with digital clocks... analog clocks confuse them
-A shark can smell blood from a mile away, but can smell peanut M&Ms from five....
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muse25:
I just watched Mythbusters on sharks....I want a job like that!
ps....Im very bored too....
ps....Im very bored too....
muse25:
LOL....hmmm. good question. Im thinking he threatens then with cement fins at the bottom of a toilet bowl.
Hoo boy did I have a busy weekend. Two movies and an all day rally in Vermont. I will work a bit backwards because I know my last review is going to make many people upset with me...
Vermont. I had quite the day. I passed out time sheets at a checkpoint while my friend Brian did all the real work. That afforded me the...
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Vermont. I had quite the day. I passed out time sheets at a checkpoint while my friend Brian did all the real work. That afforded me the...
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lokischild:
may i ask why you didn't like the movie? personally i enjoyed it very much, but part of that might be because i'm really just a really big, and really sick and twisted 6 year old....with a morbid sense of humor.....but all in all i really liked it! 
alyk:
I know about the comment stalking because I'm psychic...and the stalkers complain to other's about things I've said in comments...Confusing, I know...Weirdos...
Strangely, Mr. Alyk doesn't want to adopt a baby, he wants me to have one, which I don't think I will do...I'm thinking that if I go ahead with the adoption thing, he will probably leave and I will be a single mommy...wheee...
Janet's cat would probably prefer to live with me...
Strangely, Mr. Alyk doesn't want to adopt a baby, he wants me to have one, which I don't think I will do...I'm thinking that if I go ahead with the adoption thing, he will probably leave and I will be a single mommy...wheee...
Janet's cat would probably prefer to live with me...
Fantastic Four? More like Fantasuck Snore... That's a lie. I actually enjoyed this movie for the most part. It was, however, the ultimate in origin slash sequel set-up. I wanted to cockpunch the guy who played Doom every time his metrosexual ass mugged for the camera in some serious over-the-top soap opera pose which got even worse when he put on the mask. Jessica Alba's...
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alyk:
I want this...
muse25:
the book is called Invisible MOnster...and ps...i want that puppt in the pic.
In honor of the news that is the cherry on top of the hot fudge sunday that is this vacation, I am calling this journal...
Josh vs. Las Vegas
Ah, Las Vegas. A town so nice, they named it twice. I write this as I sit in the airport waiting for my flight which leaves in about an hour. They should put a craps table...
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Josh vs. Las Vegas
Ah, Las Vegas. A town so nice, they named it twice. I write this as I sit in the airport waiting for my flight which leaves in about an hour. They should put a craps table...
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alyk:
Now that you're back, I want you to entertain me with funny comments in the celeb group...That's a lot of pressure, huh? 
lokischild:
congratulations on your win on the slots as well as the impressive feat of spending $200 in a titty bar before noon....
p.s. i wish i was in a titty bar all morning
p.s. i wish i was in a titty bar all morning
Here is today's dam update. In the span of 2 dam hours, I managed to make so many dam jokes that my dad and bro threatened to throw me over the dam ledge if I said one more dam word.
In case you haven't caught on yet, I'm at the Hoover Dam taking every opportunity to make every dam joke I possibly can. My family...
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In case you haven't caught on yet, I'm at the Hoover Dam taking every opportunity to make every dam joke I possibly can. My family...
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alyk:
I've missed you like crazy, lovey...It is so crazy how attached I am to some of you...
It was so hot today...I brought the heat with me from OK...I suck
It was so hot today...I brought the heat with me from OK...I suck
lokischild:
i don't know if those points count....i will have to consult with the other judges and see what we come up with...and my feet are stinky cus i wear converse without socks for about 14-16 hrs a day...most of the time whilst in the hot hot sun and sweating my balls off....
p.s. i love string cheese
p.s. i love string cheese
Oh man, I'm so high right now it's rediculous. Of course I'm talking about the fact that I'm at the top of the Stratosphere hotel. 112 stories off the ground. I just got off the roller coaster. Mostly because my dad said I didn't have the intestinal fortitude. I will upload the pics later, its time for craps.
Updates...
- I hate craps
- The...
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- I hate craps
- The...
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xposingxpinupx:
oh man i have always wanted to ride that!!!!!! 
muse25:
it sucks that it only goes around twice huh!
How can I top updating from the bathroom, Land Of The Dead and the Summer Nationals?
I am now reporting to you from the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino lobby cafe. Little bro is upstairs taking a cat nap before he turns the big 21 at midnight.
I have stories, but I'm kinda busy now... Just letting everyone know I made it ok.
Updates galore,...
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I am now reporting to you from the Golden Nugget Hotel and Casino lobby cafe. Little bro is upstairs taking a cat nap before he turns the big 21 at midnight.
I have stories, but I'm kinda busy now... Just letting everyone know I made it ok.
Updates galore,...
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lokischild:
hey that sounds like my mom when she has to fly (she's terrified of flying so solves that problem by getting trashed at the airport.... 
.....so you live in mass now? welcome back to new england
.....so you live in mass now? welcome back to new england
muse25:
omg, your pops sounds like a ballbuster....funny comments though, but it sucks that you had to be his keeper the whole trip....
I think Im going to have to steal that line about "Id like to give her a bath"....I'll use that at the bar tonight.....
have fun!!! How hot is it there?!
omg, your pops sounds like a ballbuster....funny comments though, but it sucks that you had to be his keeper the whole trip....
I think Im going to have to steal that line about "Id like to give her a bath"....I'll use that at the bar tonight.....
have fun!!! How hot is it there?!
Bright light city gonna set my soul...
Gonna set my soul on fire.
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn, so get those stakes up higher.
Etc., etc..
Viva Las Vegas, motherfuckers.
T-minus: 7 hours and counting... perhaps I should pack.
Gonna set my soul on fire.
Got a whole lot of money that's ready to burn, so get those stakes up higher.
Etc., etc..
Viva Las Vegas, motherfuckers.
T-minus: 7 hours and counting... perhaps I should pack.
muse25:
I just got back from there...have fun and take tons of pictures! OMG the ladies are just ridiculously hot over there..... 